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Anus Rectum Face
A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.
Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:
"I have left you leaking and squeaking."
May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.
Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:
"I have left you leaking and squeaking."
May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.
<after five minutes have elapsed>
camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.
camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
camper 2: Sure.
<after five minutes have elapsed>
camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.
camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
Anus Rectum Face by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025
Thanasi Kokkinakis
A 69 time grand slam winner with 420 ATP titles. He often hangs around the 69 rank for reasons unbeknownst to this lexicographer.
His second serve is capable of reaching speeds of 420km/h while his first is capable of reaching the speed of light. His forehand has been known to impale his opponents (a phenomenon known as 'kokking' or 'getting kokked'). His backhand has been known to generate spin up to 69420 rpm.
Frequently known as the 'Kokk' or 'Mr Kokk', he is one of the major contenders for GOAT status along with Henry Slocum (who also has 69 slams won.
He is best friends with some guy called 'Kirrisus' or something.
His second serve is capable of reaching speeds of 420km/h while his first is capable of reaching the speed of light. His forehand has been known to impale his opponents (a phenomenon known as 'kokking' or 'getting kokked'). His backhand has been known to generate spin up to 69420 rpm.
Frequently known as the 'Kokk' or 'Mr Kokk', he is one of the major contenders for GOAT status along with Henry Slocum (who also has 69 slams won.
He is best friends with some guy called 'Kirrisus' or something.
Fan 1: Who's Djokovic playing next?
Fan 2: I think he's playing Kokkinakis.
Fan 1: Thanasi Kokkinakis? Shit. He's gonna get kokked on.
Fan 2: I think he's playing Kokkinakis.
Fan 1: Thanasi Kokkinakis? Shit. He's gonna get kokked on.
Thanasi Kokkinakis by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 19, 2023
Melbourne
Non-Melbourne resident: There was a tropical storm five seconds ago. Why're there meteor showers?
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.
Melbourne by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT December 18, 2022
Jason Todd
/ ˈdʒeɪ sən tɒd / (jey-son tod)
Verb:
The act of being beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.
Noun:
An angsty teen who has been beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.
Verb:
The act of being beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.
Noun:
An angsty teen who has been beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.
person 1: Yo.
person 2: You're an asshole.
person 1: You ever read Death in The Family?
person 2: No, why?
person 1: Because I'm about to Jason Todd your ass.
person 2: You're an asshole.
person 1: You ever read Death in The Family?
person 2: No, why?
person 1: Because I'm about to Jason Todd your ass.
Jason Todd by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 15, 2021
Jason Todd
Person 1: You see that asshole over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: I'm about to Jason Todd his ass.
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: I'm about to Jason Todd his ass.
Jason Todd by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 7, 2021
PMT
Person 1: Why are you so excited?
Person 2: I'M HIGH ON PMT BITCH!
Person 1: Seriously? Stay away from me until you burn it off.
Person 2: I'M HIGH ON PMT BITCH!
Person 1: Seriously? Stay away from me until you burn it off.
PMT by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT July 28, 2021
Scott Adkins
An amazing and badass British martial artist and actor who stars in movies like Accident Man, Avengement, The Debt Collector and the Undistputed series. Has also made some less notable appearances in somewhat big movies such as IP Man 4, Doctor Strange and The Expendables 2. Tried out to play Batman in the 2021 movie The Batman. Is waiting for his chance to be in a big blockbuster film.
Scott Adkins: "I'm just waiting to make a small appearance in some big blockbuster film, but until then (batman voice) you know who the real Batman is."
Scott Adkins by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT April 25, 2021