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Jason Todd

/ ˈdʒeɪ sən tɒd / (jey-son tod)
Verb:
The act of being beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.

Noun:
An angsty teen who has been beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.
person 1: Yo.
person 2: You're an asshole.
person 1: You ever read Death in The Family?
person 2: No, why?
person 1: Because I'm about to Jason Todd your ass.
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 15, 2021
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Melbourne

The Ohio of weather. Especially in Spring and Summer.
Non-Melbourne resident: There was a tropical storm five seconds ago. Why're there meteor showers?
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT December 18, 2022
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Jason Todd

The act of being beaten to death by a clown with a crowbar.
Person 1: You see that asshole over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: I'm about to Jason Todd his ass.
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 7, 2021
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Thanasi Kokkinakis

A 69 time grand slam winner with 420 ATP titles. He often hangs around the 69 rank for reasons unbeknownst to this lexicographer.

His second serve is capable of reaching speeds of 420km/h while his first is capable of reaching the speed of light. His forehand has been known to impale his opponents (a phenomenon known as 'kokking' or 'getting kokked'). His backhand has been known to generate spin up to 69420 rpm.

Frequently known as the 'Kokk' or 'Mr Kokk', he is one of the major contenders for GOAT status along with Henry Slocum (who also has 69 slams won.

He is best friends with some guy called 'Kirrisus' or something.
Fan 1: Who's Djokovic playing next?
Fan 2: I think he's playing Kokkinakis.
Fan 1: Thanasi Kokkinakis? Shit. He's gonna get kokked on.
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 19, 2023
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DROGCHAMP

The slightly better version of POGCHAMP
Person 1: Y'know that dickhead at school?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: I beat the shit out of em
Person 2: DROGCHAMP
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PMT

Post Murder Tension:

Def 1: The feeling of being extremely hyped up after a murder.
Person 1: Why are you so excited?
Person 2: I'M HIGH ON PMT BITCH!
Person 1: Seriously? Stay away from me until you burn it off.
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Scott Adkins

An amazing and badass British martial artist and actor who stars in movies like Accident Man, Avengement, The Debt Collector and the Undistputed series. Has also made some less notable appearances in somewhat big movies such as IP Man 4, Doctor Strange and The Expendables 2. Tried out to play Batman in the 2021 movie The Batman. Is waiting for his chance to be in a big blockbuster film.
Scott Adkins: "I'm just waiting to make a small appearance in some big blockbuster film, but until then (batman voice) you know who the real Batman is."
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