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Anus Rectum Face 

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here

Thanasi Kokkinakis 

A 69 time grand slam winner with 420 ATP titles. He often hangs around the 69 rank for reasons unbeknownst to this lexicographer.

His second serve is capable of reaching speeds of 420km/h while his first is capable of reaching the speed of light. His forehand has been known to impale his opponents (a phenomenon known as 'kokking' or 'getting kokked'). His backhand has been known to generate spin up to 69420 rpm.

Frequently known as the 'Kokk' or 'Mr Kokk', he is one of the major contenders for GOAT status along with Henry Slocum (who also has 69 slams won.

He is best friends with some guy called 'Kirrisus' or something.
Fan 1: Who's Djokovic playing next?
Fan 2: I think he's playing Kokkinakis.
Fan 1: Thanasi Kokkinakis? Shit. He's gonna get kokked on.

Melbourne 

The Ohio of weather. Especially in Spring and Summer.
Non-Melbourne resident: There was a tropical storm five seconds ago. Why're there meteor showers?
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.

Jason Todd

/ ˈdʒeɪ sən tɒd / (jey-son tod)
Verb:
The act of being beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.

Noun:
An angsty teen who has been beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.
person 1: Yo.
person 2: You're an asshole.
person 1: You ever read Death in The Family?
person 2: No, why?
person 1: Because I'm about to Jason Todd your ass.

Jason Todd

The act of being beaten to death by a clown with a crowbar.
Person 1: You see that asshole over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: I'm about to Jason Todd his ass.
Post Murder Tension:

Def 1: The feeling of being extremely hyped up after a murder.
Person 1: Why are you so excited?
Person 2: I'M HIGH ON PMT BITCH!
Person 1: Seriously? Stay away from me until you burn it off.

Scott Adkins 

An amazing and badass British martial artist and actor who stars in movies like Accident Man, Avengement, The Debt Collector and the Undistputed series. Has also made some less notable appearances in somewhat big movies such as IP Man 4, Doctor Strange and The Expendables 2. Tried out to play Batman in the 2021 movie The Batman. Is waiting for his chance to be in a big blockbuster film.
Scott Adkins: "I'm just waiting to make a small appearance in some big blockbuster film, but until then (batman voice) you know who the real Batman is."