216 definitions by GEORGE

parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by GEORGE January 21, 2005

fookton

another name for a virgin futon

Mark will never get any on his fookton, but others might.

by GEORGE December 2, 2003

himmer

A hummer performed by a male.

Jason was well known throughout the prison for his himmers.

by GEORGE February 27, 2003

dragqueenohomopedonecrobestiality

The act of a male having sex with a dead infantile male animal dressed in drag.

The man dressed the dead puppy in a bra, fishnets, and lipstick, then performed dragqueenohomopedonecrobestiality on it until rigor mortis occurred, inducing a wildly intense orgasm.

by GEORGE April 8, 2004

Poam

Phoam without the H.
Good for everything!

That is a chunk of purple poam.

by GEORGE November 11, 2004

DM

Originally "Docs Management" - known in the IT field as "Docs Mangler". Application designed to share and store documents that does nothing but screw up the computer and irritate users.

"My DM crashed and I can't get into my documents."

"DM lost my default profile."

"I saved a document into DM and all my changes are gone!"

"If you guys don't uninstall this F*#ing piece of Shizzle DM I'm gonna fricking kill someone!"

Sometimes used as a derogatory verb:

"Damn my PC just DM'ed!!!!"

by GEORGE August 14, 2003

nicely toasted

a term meaning perfectly high on marijuana.

guy: want another toke mick.
mick: no thanks brew I am nicely toasted.

by GEORGE January 21, 2005