hello, im dead

to say somethin when pretending to be dead but wants attention or someone to notice

Hello!, Im Dead

by geoff March 09, 2003

Ground Hog

One who pleasures himself from the use of holes in a feild and/or grassy knoll.

My god! Ground Hog Day already???

by Geoff March 14, 2003

would you rather

A game where you are given two options one of which you MUST choose.
Many options at www.wouldyourather.co.uk

Would your rather shit out a monster truck or shit out mr. bush?

by Geoff March 04, 2004

man up

take a shot

"lets all man up"
*everyone takes a shot*

by Geoff March 29, 2004

Flying

Create a magic carpet, then lie upon thy stichings and bless the lord for what you have done to keep it and not spank your own mother for her wrong doings. Thank You.

"Stop flying!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

moby

A guy, usually ugly, who is with a chick that is way too hot for him to even associate with.

After spotting an attractive female and seeing the tool she was with, one would say, "That guy is a freaking moby."

origin: Moby singing with Gwen Stefani

by geoff March 08, 2004

Palende

Palende is the the particular topping that is on a pizza or a given food stuff, it has been known to be used in expressions of suprise. It like the fernande can be known as the P-ring

Oh my God Susan did you see the Palende on that?
Wow, I would really like to get my mouth round that P-ring!

by Geoff October 10, 2004