Definitions by G. Wells
open the garage
Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.
Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!
Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??
Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*
Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?
Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??
Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*
Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?
open the garage by G. Wells November 8, 2008
bloodstache
The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
bloodstache by G. Wells November 7, 2008
fall off the roof
Jack: Hey man, you get some from Francine last night?
Harold: Nah, man. Jovie had to fall off the roof on Monday so none this week.
Jack: At least she ain't pregnant, yo!
Harold: Nah, man. Jovie had to fall off the roof on Monday so none this week.
Jack: At least she ain't pregnant, yo!
fall off the roof by G. Wells July 21, 2008
bloodstache
The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. Why you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
Robert: Nah, man. Why you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
bloodstache by G. Wells October 19, 2006
fall off the roof
Jack: Hey man, you get some from Francine last night?
Harold: Nah, man. Jovie had to fall off the roof on Monday so none this week.
Jack: At least she ain't pregnant, yo!
Harold: Nah, man. Jovie had to fall off the roof on Monday so none this week.
Jack: At least she ain't pregnant, yo!
fall off the roof by G. Wells April 14, 2006