G-Union 2's definitions

Simon Dean

(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)

Simon Dean is a Douche Bag, but he's a Correct one, at least.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

ME SO SOLLY!

(N.) Krusty the Klown's favorite catchphrase to insult Asian American people.

I'll have you know I'm 1/8th Chinese (Okay, No I'm Not) and that is very insulting to me! (Okay, No It Isn't)

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

Snow White

(N.) A Racist Bitch who should be killed for her numerous Hate Crimes in the fifties.

Fuck her and her Seven Dwarfs. What kind of S&M Shit is that anyway? Seven Dwarfs...

by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004

Diva

A Giant-Ego, Bitchy, High Maintenance woman who abosoultely must have everything her way no matter what and sees Blue Collar people as scum.

The Three Biggest Divas of all time are Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Sharon Stone. (VERY picky)

by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004

Rick Dees

A lame, cornball Radio DJ who hosts "Weekly Top 40", a syndicated Radio Countdown show that comes on at 12:00 on weekends right after the "Ash Ketchum and the Pokemon Bunch Top 40 Countdown."(*shudder*) He is Ryan Seacrest's Arch Nemesis and hates his rival show, "American Top 40", which he stole from Casey Kasem. I don't know him or give a damn about him or anything but I hate him! "Disco Duck" was so terrible, it even plagues OUR Generation! Imagine Howard The Duck. Now add in Disco! (*shudder again*)

John Witherspoon: "Yi Dee Dee! Rick Dee Dees! I hate Dee Dee Dees!"

by G-Union 2 August 30, 2004

Please Flinch

Arnold Schwarzenegger Guest Voice:
(N.) Something you tell to tiny, girly men who donnut hava ze Big Arms cause they are weak, spineless girly men and I das run them over in my Christmas Blockbuster Hit, "JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!"

"Please Flinch, Girly Man."
Do Not Don't Flinch.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Chicken Sandwich World Championship

(N.) The Chicken Fight of Nov. 5th (at 10pm on DirecTV Channel 348) involving, TC "The Golden Boy" Chicken and Spicy, "The Red Riot" Chicken.

(I wonder if they know that Burger King is just going to eat them after their Publicity Stunt is over?)

SpicyTenderCrisp applied a strangle hold to TenderCrisp at the ten minute mark, but the Ref reversed the decision and TC retained his world title over Spicy, who really wanted to step out of the shadow of TC.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004