G-Union 2's definitions

Please Flinch

Arnold Schwarzenegger Guest Voice:
(N.) Something you tell to tiny, girly men who donnut hava ze Big Arms cause they are weak, spineless girly men and I das run them over in my Christmas Blockbuster Hit, "JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!"

"Please Flinch, Girly Man."
Do Not Don't Flinch.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Rick Dees

A lame, cornball Radio DJ who hosts "Weekly Top 40", a syndicated Radio Countdown show that comes on at 12:00 on weekends right after the "Ash Ketchum and the Pokemon Bunch Top 40 Countdown."(*shudder*) He is Ryan Seacrest's Arch Nemesis and hates his rival show, "American Top 40", which he stole from Casey Kasem. I don't know him or give a damn about him or anything but I hate him! "Disco Duck" was so terrible, it even plagues OUR Generation! Imagine Howard The Duck. Now add in Disco! (*shudder again*)

John Witherspoon: "Yi Dee Dee! Rick Dee Dees! I hate Dee Dee Dees!"

by G-Union 2 August 30, 2004

Fat Fuck

(N.) An obese individual who weighs over 100 pounds their Target Ideal weight.

Bonecrusher and Kirstie Alley are some fat fucks.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Crap Factory

(N.) A Springfield Elamentary School slang term for "Stomach."

Nelson punched Bart in the stomach because he called his "Gut" his "Tummy", when he was supposed to say "Crap Factory".

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

Jack and Bobby

(N.) A WB melodrama (That replaced The WB's Angel) that chronicles the life of a young boy who will become President of the United States in 2041. It's.... meh.

Only The WB can combine Politics and Sluts drunkenly making out at rave Party.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Simon Dean

(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)

Simon Dean is a Douche Bag, but he's a Correct one, at least.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Snoop Latin

(N.) the retarded way Snoop Dogg speaks, which is similar to Pig Latin. It involves putting an "Izzle" at the second syllable of the second-to-last word in a sentence and an "Fizzle" to replace the last word in a sentence.

Shit=Shizzle
Dogg=Doggizzle
Ass=Assizzle
Fish=Fishizzle
Cock=Cockizzle
Chicken=Chickizzle

Jessica: "Yo, I'm going up to the Gymizzle to work on my Bicizzles and my Deltizzles, right before I go to my Pilatfizzles class."

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004