G-Union 2's definitions

NFL

A 4 Hour Commercial, with some occasional Football inbetween.

Hey! I just saw a new Taco Bell Burrito being advertised during the NFL, right before their brief break to some lame Football stuff.

by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004

BWE

(N.) The Acronym for Best Week Ever, a Nostalgic Clip/News show that airs on VH1, Friday Nights at 11:00pm.

"Best Week Ever: Why Be Book Smart?" (wub woot.)

Before "Best Week Ever," I wouldn't have known that after women have sex with Tommy Lee, they're gigantic or that owning anything by Joss Stone means you are a Corporate Slave of VH1.

by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004

Clusterfuck

A large group of chaotic and unorganized people (Usually the Paparazzi at a Red Carpet Premiere) that are all pushing and shoving to get the same thing. (In the Paparazzi scenario, the perfect Shot)

I was walking down the Boulevard the otherday and saw a large Clusterfuck trying to get a picture of Andy Dick.

by G-Union 2 September 13, 2004

Chicken Sandwich World Championship

(N.) The Chicken Fight of Nov. 5th (at 10pm on DirecTV Channel 348) involving, TC "The Golden Boy" Chicken and Spicy, "The Red Riot" Chicken.

(I wonder if they know that Burger King is just going to eat them after their Publicity Stunt is over?)

SpicyTenderCrisp applied a strangle hold to TenderCrisp at the ten minute mark, but the Ref reversed the decision and TC retained his world title over Spicy, who really wanted to step out of the shadow of TC.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Please Flinch

Arnold Schwarzenegger Guest Voice:
(N.) Something you tell to tiny, girly men who donnut hava ze Big Arms cause they are weak, spineless girly men and I das run them over in my Christmas Blockbuster Hit, "JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!"

"Please Flinch, Girly Man."
Do Not Don't Flinch.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Babezilla

(N.) A Euphemism for a Really, Really, Hot Girl! A girl so hot, even if she was a city-wrecking monster, no man could be able to stop her because no one would want to destroy such a hottie. She makes men "putty in her hands" and is totally irresistable, thus she can't be stopped.

Like I said before, Beyonce is such a Babezilla.

by G-Union 2 August 30, 2004

Snoop Latin

(N.) the retarded way Snoop Dogg speaks, which is similar to Pig Latin. It involves putting an "Izzle" at the second syllable of the second-to-last word in a sentence and an "Fizzle" to replace the last word in a sentence.

Shit=Shizzle
Dogg=Doggizzle
Ass=Assizzle
Fish=Fishizzle
Cock=Cockizzle
Chicken=Chickizzle

Jessica: "Yo, I'm going up to the Gymizzle to work on my Bicizzles and my Deltizzles, right before I go to my Pilatfizzles class."

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004