G-Union 2's definitions
(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)
by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004
Get the Simon Deanmug. (N.) A WB melodrama (That replaced The WB's Angel) that chronicles the life of a young boy who will become President of the United States in 2041. It's.... meh.
by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004
Get the Jack and Bobbymug. Just because soemthing is "All 3D Lookin'" like Shrek, doesn't mean the writing will be Emmy-Worthy.
by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004
Get the Father of the Pridemug. The generation of children that follows Generation X, whom are people born between the Late 60's to the Early 80's. (1965 to 1980)
Generation Next thereby is anyone born between the Late 80's to Mid 90's. (1980-1995) We are called Generation Next because we are the youth that goes into the Next Millenium and will be the first to have all the advantages of the Jetsons-Like "High Tech" Age, better known as "The Future", where there are robots and flying cars and such, not that much of this will probably be true.
Generation Next thereby is anyone born between the Late 80's to Mid 90's. (1980-1995) We are called Generation Next because we are the youth that goes into the Next Millenium and will be the first to have all the advantages of the Jetsons-Like "High Tech" Age, better known as "The Future", where there are robots and flying cars and such, not that much of this will probably be true.
Preceeding "Generation Next" is "Generation Y", the 1995-2010 Youth who I Really feel sorry for. Today, tehy're biggest role models are Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff, and they're best childhood cartoon is... Yu-Gi-Oh! (terrible!) Not to mention, they'll be the ones who'll have to fight in the Highly-Anticipated World War III: Rise of the Machines.
by G-Union 2 September 3, 2004
Get the Generation Nextmug. "The Razzies", which are also known as The Hollywood's Worst Movies Awards, are an awards show (Named after the "Raspberry" Tongue-Blowing Taunt) where the Worst Movies ever are rewared as being the Best of the Worst. Past winners have been Gigli, Hulk, Swept Away, and Wild Wild West.
by G-Union 2 August 12, 2004
Get the Razziesmug. (N.) The Worst Abomination of Bad Comics & Animation ever. Starring a filthy-ass fucking Infant and a fat fuck of a newborn. It sucks Diaper-Ass.
by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004
Get the Shorties Watchin' Shortiesmug. by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004
Get the Gee Whizmug.