Monday

The worst, hardest-working, most intense day of the week. The second day based on the Greek Calendar and the First based on the working cshedule. Means the Day of the Moon.

Case of the monday's
HangOver Monday
Monday nights
Surviving monday
Happy monday
Blue
named skeet skeet
kill tuesday
Worst Show Ever

by G-Union 2 August 05, 2004

Gee Whiz

(N.) The South Jersey/ATHF Word for "Jesus", used to not offend sensitive viewers or the FCC.

Meatwad: "Golly Gee Wilikers, Radioactive Man! It's Gee Whiz! (aka Chinesus)"

by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004

Publicity Stunt

(N.) Something concocted by Commericalism jerks in order to sell or promote a big project in secrecy. PS'es pull at your heart right before they dig their fists into it and yank it out of you as you watch with your last, dying breath. (Remeber the 80's: Incredible FlyMan? No? Well then, good!) DON'T fall for Publicity Stunts!

(Examples)
Bennifer
Bennifer II: The Garner Experiment
Dee Jay
Publicity Whore
Christy Hemme
Lingerie Bowl
Jennifer Aniston
Wardrobe Malfunction
Jelly Bracelets
Poopa Chalupa
Chicken Sandwich World Championship: TC VS Spicy

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

NFL

A 4 Hour Commercial, with some occasional Football inbetween.

Hey! I just saw a new Taco Bell Burrito being advertised during the NFL, right before their brief break to some lame Football stuff.

by G-Union 2 August 02, 2004

Flatso

(N.) An Overweight Adult Female who's a Member of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee." Usually UGLY and SMELLY, these broads are the worst (and usually fattest) of the Bertha Bovine family.

Mrs. Hunt is a Flatso.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

BWE

(N.) The Acronym for Best Week Ever, a Nostalgic Clip/News show that airs on VH1, Friday Nights at 11:00pm.

"Best Week Ever: Why Be Book Smart?" (wub woot.)

Before "Best Week Ever," I wouldn't have known that after women have sex with Tommy Lee, they're gigantic or that owning anything by Joss Stone means you are a Corporate Slave of VH1.

by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004

FanFics

Internet Stories or "Fan-Created works of Fiction" that are posted all up over the internet and usually done by Hardcore Fans on TV Shows before or after they get pulled off the airwaves.

When a show gets canceled in May 2004 by an already lame network, you can bet there will be a Fan Fic of the series by September.

by G-Union 2 October 28, 2004