Definitions by G Wizz

Facked

A faked hack. e.g. getting caught out for something and pretending that your account was hacked.

It seems every politician who gets caught saying something they don't feel like owning up to lately, has been facked.

Facked by G Wizz December 12, 2017

crockery

The act, or art of making false statements or claims. Similar to bullshittery, but often associated with conspiracy theory Crockumentaries where factoids are strung together in a 'convincing' way to 'prove' an alternative theory.

The University of YouTube is a vestibule of crockery for the conspiracy buff.

crockery by G Wizz March 1, 2017

knob knot 

Hipster hairdo. - A man bun.

Do you really need to wear your hair in a knob knot, braaa?

knob knot by G Wizz June 17, 2016

mofnw 

In a very remote location - middle of fucking nowhere.

We broke down in the mofnw last night. I don't think the backpackers we had picked up appreciated the Wolf Creek jokes

mofnw by G Wizz July 2, 2015

Cheezel

A girl who wears too much fake tan, to the point of looking orange.

That girl is so orange, she looks like she rolled around in a packet of Cheezels. (American = Cheetos)

Cheezel by G Wizz June 15, 2015

plane turner 

An exceptionally putrid bowel movement. Typically liquid faeces, as on the British Airways flight forced to turn around because of a "smelly poo" on board in March 2015.

Biohazard warning! I wouldn't go in there if I was you. Someone's sprayed a Plane Turner all over the place.

plane turner by G Wizz March 17, 2015

fatality fuck

when you fuck someone so hard they die

"I fatality fucked this nigger and then threw her in the gutter."

fatality fuck by g wizz May 11, 2006