Definitions by Furies Hecate
Oklahoma Donkey Cart
A wheelbarrow relay race in the nude while holding a carrot in your buttcheeks, incentivizing the “donkey” to run faster. Invented by firefighters, popularized by local police.
Firefighter Delaney was on dish duty for a full week, after coming in last during the Oklahoma Donkey Cart race last shift.
Oklahoma Donkey Cart by Furies Hecate June 25, 2026
Pump Slut
Panic! At the Disco “High Hopes” turns Ryan Delaney into an absolute Pump Slut like a Jersey Shore reject at a rave.
Pump Slut by Furies Hecate February 10, 2026
Celtic Starfish
When two people spread their butt cheeks and touch their buttholes together. A very popular sexual adventure in Manhattan IL.
After Ryan Delaney got done bleaching his butthole, he was very excited to touch our buttholes together, marking off Celtic Starfish on our Sex Bingo card.
Celtic Starfish by Furies Hecate July 3, 2022