Funny Moms's definitions

Work Fuck Buddy

A work fuck buddy is a business colleague who you engage in hot, work related sex when you both attending corporate events such as trade shows and conferences. Generally, both parties have no relationship outside of work functions and save the fun for conferences. A work fuck buddy is there to engage, motivate, and reward with the intent of delivering maximum ROI.

I am so excited to attend PC World in Vegas, my work fuck buddy Joe is going to be there, so that makes it all good. Taking one for the company!

by Funny Moms June 7, 2016

THE Dorm

THE Dorm is a place for grown-ups. It is usually an apartment building in a lively part of town, where mostly single, or single divorcees live and really live it up. THE Dorm is an opportunity to re-live your fun party years, but you're not broke and can afford all the luxuries!

Hey, everyone's meeting at THE Dorm tonight! Karen's got it pimped out with everything one could ever want: video games, keg, beer pong, musical instruments. People just come and go at all times of the day and night, everyone loves hanging out at THE Dorm.

by Funny Moms October 22, 2016

DTM

DTM means "Don't tell Mom!" A quick way to remind siblings that what you are sharing isn't for Mom to hear. DTM is most often by teenagers as well as adults to conceal activities or feelings from the likely disapproval of Mom. Easy to add at the end of a text and gets the message across.

Karen: "Mom wants me to go antique shopping all day in Sonoma. I'm on the fence. I'd go but only if you go... oh and DTM"
Beth: "Ya, I'm not gonna go. I'm telling Mom I'm sick! DTM either!"

by Funny Moms January 24, 2015

happy fuck you year

Happy Fuck You Year is the appropriate saying to send to someone who was shitty to you in the past, and you have no desire to wish a 'happy' new year. It is especially appropriate for ex's. Gets the message across quickly in a a mean, slightly stinging manner.

Karen to BFF: My ex was such a jerk last year... Lying, dating other people... I sent him this sexy selfie at 12:01 am New Years Eve and said "Happy Fuck You Year !"

by Funny Moms December 31, 2016

Paul from the UK

Paul from the UK, moved to California, from the UK, where he became an overnight success and celebrity. Everyone who meets Paul, loves Paul. T-shirts were made saying "Everybody Loves Paul. Paul from the UK." TV Shows, Fan Clubs, Merchandise, an overnight legend ...Paul is the nicest, most jolly, easy going mate you will ever meet. He is a natural funster, and all who meet him, love him. "Paul Appreciation Week" is held the third week of July. Every year.

Did you go to Taco Tuesday at Norms last night?
Of Course! It's Paul Appreciation Week. Duh.
Everybody Loves Paul. Paul from the UK.

by Funny Moms September 11, 2016

Gally gal

Gally gal is an amorous greeting exchanged between two female friends.

Karen: "Hi Gally gal! What's kickin' it up in the hood?"
Brigitte: "Not much gal, I'm thinkin' of riding my bike to your house!"

by Funny Moms December 19, 2014

NMP Parenting

Not My Problem Parenting... a style of parenting where parents utilize natural consequences for children regarding their actions. Especially useful in parenting school age children who forget their lunch, forget to wear a coat or had detention because they didn't do their homework.

A very effective parenting style that can result in children taking more ownership of their actions and develops independence and self responsibility.

Teacher to parent: "Mrs. G, your son Eli has forgotten his homework folder three weeks in a row, and now he's going to lose his recess for a week."
Parent: "Sounds good to me. NMP. I did my homework. I have a good job. I get to chit chat with my friends at work at the water cooler. Sorry Eli, next time don't forget your homework folder. Not My Problem. NMP Parenting works!"
Child: "Waaaaa... I want my Mommy to rescue me. Oh well, I hate losing my recess so you know I'm not forgetting my folder EVER again!"

by Funny Moms August 11, 2014