jackwipe

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.

"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

Jersey Mack Daddy

New Jersey dwelling male of Italian descent between ages of 18-40 who stands between 5'0" and 5'4" tall usually wearing tight blue jeans, no less 18 oz. of cheap cologne, silk shirt with no more than 4 buttons fastened(so as to expose thick carpeting of chest hair), and at least 1 lb of assorted gold jewelry not to exceed a a quality rating higher than 10 karat all whilst cruising around in an IROC-Z on a neverending, and rarely successful, mission to "get laid."

Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinny"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

Beer

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

beer GOOD!

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

The Man

The Man is the head of "the establishment" put in place to "bring us down." Though nobody has physically seen "the man," he is assumed to be a male caucasian between the ages of 25-40 and is rumored to have a substantial amount of acquired wealth, presumably acquired by exploiting those whom his "establishment" is "keeping down."

"Damn The Man!" -Victim of the "establishment"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

pootie lips

see beef curtains

"look at dem big ass pootie lips!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

meejum

Redneck term for "medium." Often heard at McDonald's restaurants near trailer parks.

"Kin I git a Big Mac an' a meejum fries?"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

meat flaps

The labia. Beef curtains. Pootie lips.

"This month's centerfold has got the biggest meat flaps I've ever seen!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003