Definitions by Funk Naz-T

Jersey Mack Daddy 

New Jersey dwelling male of Italian descent between ages of 18-40 who stands between 5'0" and 5'4" tall usually wearing tight blue jeans, no less 18 oz. of cheap cologne, silk shirt with no more than 4 buttons fastened(so as to expose thick carpeting of chest hair), and at least 1 lb of assorted gold jewelry not to exceed a a quality rating higher than 10 karat all whilst cruising around in an IROC-Z on a neverending, and rarely successful, mission to "get laid."

Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinny"

Jersey Mack Daddy by Funk Naz-T April 13, 2006

fizzuck 

Anglicized attempt at Ebonic slang for of "fuck." Most often heard used by relatively affluent, suburban, caucasian, high school students trying to get "down wit da homies, BIATCH!"

What da fizzuck, homes?! Dat bitch be MY junior prom date, dawg!"

fizzuck by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

jackwipe 

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.

"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"

jackwipe by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

pootie lips 

see beef curtains

"look at dem big ass pootie lips!"

pootie lips by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

meejum 

Redneck term for "medium." Often heard at McDonald's restaurants near trailer parks.

"Kin I git a Big Mac an' a meejum fries?"

meejum by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

The Man 

The Man is the head of "the establishment" put in place to "bring us down." Though nobody has physically seen "the man," he is assumed to be a male caucasian between the ages of 25-40 and is rumored to have a substantial amount of acquired wealth, presumably acquired by exploiting those whom his "establishment" is "keeping down."

"Damn The Man!" -Victim of the "establishment"

The Man by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

boinger 

An erect male penis. A stiffy. A boner. A hard-on. A woody.

"Lookin' at your sister's ass is givin' me a boinger!"

boinger by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003