Funk Naz-T's definitions

jackwipe

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.

"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

Mexi-Rican

An individual of indeterminate Hispanic origin.

"Sanchez is some kinda' Mexi-Rican. I don't know where he's from, but he don't talk English too good."

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

meejum

Redneck term for "medium." Often heard at McDonald's restaurants near trailer parks.

"Kin I git a Big Mac an' a meejum fries?"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

pootie lips

see beef curtains

"look at dem big ass pootie lips!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

Beer

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

beer GOOD!

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

boinger

An erect male penis. A stiffy. A boner. A hard-on. A woody.

"Lookin' at your sister's ass is givin' me a boinger!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

The Man

The Man is the head of "the establishment" put in place to "bring us down." Though nobody has physically seen "the man," he is assumed to be a male caucasian between the ages of 25-40 and is rumored to have a substantial amount of acquired wealth, presumably acquired by exploiting those whom his "establishment" is "keeping down."

"Damn The Man!" -Victim of the "establishment"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003