Funk's definitions

Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"

I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.

by Funk April 29, 2020

flip-floppery

adjective/adverb/noun. 1)A word used by the Bush administration to describe the policies of John Kerry. 2)any verbage uttered by a hippie or any other person wearing sandals or hemp jewelry 3)the property of constantly changing sides or postion

Left: Bush is a warmonger!
Right: Cease your flip-floppery! Bush clearly avoided active duty in Vietnam! He's great at avoiding huge unnecessary wars!

by FUNK September 28, 2004

(""\_(o_O)_/"")

A BIG BEAR HUG!(bear is drunk)

Me: Rawr! come give me a big hug!
(""\_(o_O)_/"")
Random newb: Hey! get the hell of me!


Me: Rawr! come give me a big hug!
(""\_(o_O)_/"")
Veteran player: RAWR! (""\_(o_O)_/"")

by Funk March 12, 2005

yu-gi-oh cards

gay pieces of painted cardboard that suck for investing on or recycling

scam people: Hey lets draw some mosters on pieces of cardboard and lets tell people that dont have a live that they are valuble!

by Funk March 12, 2005

son of a gun

1. An insult
2. A word used bewteen friends

1. you damn son of a gun!
2. Wassup son of a gun?

by Funk December 27, 2004

McDonald's

The cause of overweight americans

"ba-ta-pa-pa-paaa im loving beign overweight"

by Funk December 27, 2004

Hungry Bum Syndrome

This occurs on hot, sweaty days when you suddenly realise that half of your underwear has crept up your arse and you have to drag it back out, as in:

Guy1: Dude, what's up, you're squirming.
Guy2: Aaaargh! It's Hungry Bum Syndrome.

by Funk October 14, 2004