Sexual harassment

When you fart into someones ear when they are asleep.

John: *farts in jack's ear* hahaha
Jack: Hey baby, I told you not to blow in my ear..

by Fuckthepainaway January 22, 2005

blah boo bam

Techno bechno you don't know that you're a ho shiza maniza you love saliva chi chi bo bi bom bom bo bam chicka choo choo cha cha lick my goosh you stupid douche, your mom is a noggined who loves to be tabbogined. i love to rap and make up all this crap and act like a dirty ho thats just been smacked. do do do you like to poo with your dc shoes you skater wannabe gladiator, fuck you bitch why don't you go and hitch a ride from macauly caulkin. I hate you and your race you're the biggest fucking disgrace, why don't you go to hell and die.

Jam to my track and don't look back or i will turn you black0!

by Fuckthepainaway March 25, 2005

the faint

Great band, with the best known song "I disappear", which pretty much got old after 2 days. Some of my favorite songs from them are: Agenda Suicide, Glass danse, and Dust.

-No need for more words-

by Fuckthepainaway February 16, 2005

Tainted Love

Something between me and my girlfriend.

Joe: This is pure tainted love between us..
Jess: Don't say that,we will be together forever!!!1oneone(way too much sarcasm in her voice)

by Fuckthepainaway April 12, 2005

Runescape

Runescape was a major chunk out of my life(4 months), the only reason I kept playing was because my friends started playing. The game was a lame semi-addicting game, well atleast to me it was. Im sure there are alot of pushover gamers that have no idea what "real" games are on runescape and alot of the other MMORPGS you see these days. If you want a decent MMORPG try Shattered Galaxy (SG), great game, and you are aloud to get addicted to it without become a total jerk. ^_^

Friend: Hey wanna play runescape???
Me: Nah..that game was nothing more than a one night stand.

by Fuckthepainaway January 21, 2005

valentines day

A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.

by Fuckthepainaway February 16, 2005

neopets

Same thing as Pepsi, a scam.

Guy 1: SHIT!!!! MY ACCOUNT GOT FROZEN?!!?!?

Guy 2: Told you, you were gonna get fucked.

by Fuckthepainaway March 22, 2005