Fucktard's definitions
tristan's horrible pixie spores laid a plague across the lands and destroyed thousands upon millions of "innocents".
by fucktard February 7, 2003

n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncircumsized penis from his pants. He then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. This is the trunk of the smoking elephant. To finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see "The Smoking Elephant."
Then that drunk asshole Robb did the smoking elephant. We got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.
by fucktard September 6, 2004

A mysterius hunk of brown meat, on a stick or in a bowl, often serverd with a crab drink of mountain drew.
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