Skip to main content

Fucktard's definitions

pixie spores

tristan's dread scum
tristan's horrible pixie spores laid a plague across the lands and destroyed thousands upon millions of "innocents".
by fucktard February 7, 2003
mugGet the pixie sporesmug.

smoking elephant

n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncircumsized penis from his pants. He then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. This is the trunk of the smoking elephant. To finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see "The Smoking Elephant."
Then that drunk asshole Robb did the smoking elephant. We got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.
by fucktard September 6, 2004
mugGet the smoking elephantmug.

Kalkalash

A mysterius hunk of brown meat, on a stick or in a bowl, often serverd with a crab drink of mountain drew.
Kalkalash, you buy you buy!!!!
by Fucktard August 7, 2004
mugGet the Kalkalashmug.

shitzo

Someone that you just owned is a shitzo

My w00t goes out to rob!!! :D
by Fucktard August 7, 2004
mugGet the shitzomug.

tardfuck

see wordfucktardword
you stupid tardfuck
by fucktard July 26, 2003
mugGet the tardfuckmug.

afganighan

FUCKERS ...happens when u can't spell
dammit i spelled afghanigan wrong again
by fucktard April 18, 2003
mugGet the afganighanmug.

yugoslavian airfreshener

Sticking ones nose up another mans arse hole.
Fillipe sticks his nose up his mothers ass to make the food smell better.
by fucktard March 20, 2004
mugGet the yugoslavian airfreshenermug.

Share this definition