Fucktard's definitions

shitzo

Someone that you just owned is a shitzo

My w00t goes out to rob!!! :D

I can fly
No you cant shitzo

by Fucktard August 7, 2004

Snajd

Something that kicks serius ass.

Person 1:Look at that kalkalash!
Person 2: Yeah, its so snajding!

by Fucktard August 7, 2004

Kalkalash

A mysterius hunk of brown meat, on a stick or in a bowl, often serverd with a crab drink of mountain drew.

Kalkalash, you buy you buy!!!!

by Fucktard August 7, 2004

AssChild Elof

A ass child, often named elof is a person, whos face looks like a ass, or is a ass in any other way, or its just a dumb word to use if you got nothing to say simply: a Ass child, or a Rövbarn as we say in sweden.
PRetty ass, aint it?

Hi iam elof, elof the Ass-child.
Oh so you are, aint that great!

by Fucktard August 7, 2004

smoking elephant

n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncircumsized penis from his pants. He then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. This is the trunk of the smoking elephant. To finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see "The Smoking Elephant."

Then that drunk asshole Robb did the smoking elephant. We got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.

by fucktard September 6, 2004

benetrate

adding an "etrate" on the end of ben because it rhymes with penetrate, and makes you think of cocks, balls, and the like.

Benetrate, quit sexin that panda over there.

by Fucktard January 23, 2005

gayer

as gay is no longer an insult, add gayer to take it back to its old, childish meaning.

was: omg you're so gay.
now: omg you're such a gayer

was: omg you're so gay.
now: omg you're such a gayer

by fucktard May 13, 2005