Fucking Karen's definitions

Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration

The act of releasing fecal matter through the uterus of the vagina.

“My mother has been having severe Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration.”

by Fucking Karen August 21, 2022

Self-Pedobator

A man/woman who masturbates to baby pictures of themself.

John used to be a notorious self-pedobator, but has changed critically since.

by Fucking Karen November 14, 2021

Karen

Karen is a woman who talks to the manager, takes the kids, she is an anti-vaccine mom of 3 children. She is single and FUCKING ANNOYING!

Father: Karen you are a fat fuck. Our fucking kids are dead because of your anti-vaccine bullshit. You can get divorced with me and take the fucking kids. I don’t care.

Karen: Can I talk to your manager?!

by Fucking Karen October 25, 2019