19 definitions by FuckassEmpire
A region of Eastern Europe (it could also define the Middle East, South East Asia and the Sahel) where every fucking country hates each other. They also have languages that attempt to eliminate every vowel possible.
What is death in croation? "Smrt"
What's the name of Croatia in Croatian? "Hrvatska"
What is death in croation? "Smrt"
What's the name of Croatia in Croatian? "Hrvatska"
by FuckassEmpire October 16, 2023
Foreigner: how do you say i can't speak russian in russian?
You: Я не говорю по-русски, Иди нахуй
Foreigner: says: "Иди нахуй"
Shop keeper: Foutez le camp de mon magasin
Foreigner: Ah shit i forgot i was in France and I just smashed the window into the shit
Shop keeper: какашка
You: Я не говорю по-русски, Иди нахуй
Foreigner: says: "Иди нахуй"
Shop keeper: Foutez le camp de mon magasin
Foreigner: Ah shit i forgot i was in France and I just smashed the window into the shit
Shop keeper: какашка
by FuckassEmpire May 13, 2023
Once a sexy and robust bastard who fell into the greedy hands of David Baszucki. Builderman, originally named buildermanass, fought against the tyranny of adoptmism and fled to aid the rising of jailbreakoid. The smuggling of mass weapons caught up to him as he got fucked by the customs officers.
He has provoked several wars, mainly the Yugoslav wars and the reunification of Germany. Many viewed Baszuckiland as their supreme target, that’s were buildermanass was sent to face trial of high treason. David baszucki, tyrant of baszukiland, erased buildermanass from existence; this action was heavily emphasised in George Orwell’s 1984.
In 2006, buildermanass was shoved into the bits and bytes of David Baszucki’s master plan. His invention, Roblox, forever trapped buildermanass, who was, mentioned beforehand, renamed to builderman. Builderman went on to remain in solitary with no access to the outside. Only to be thoroughly trapped into Roblox as its 156th test subject. The reign of roblox is indeed massive and now provokes the capture of all builderman affiliated people.
In 2020, builderman was still spotted in solidarity. Robloxians took to reincarnate the legacy of once the bravest bitchass bastard to commemorate that bitchass faggot.
Faggation has become a tribute to builderman in Vermont and New Hampshire.
He has provoked several wars, mainly the Yugoslav wars and the reunification of Germany. Many viewed Baszuckiland as their supreme target, that’s were buildermanass was sent to face trial of high treason. David baszucki, tyrant of baszukiland, erased buildermanass from existence; this action was heavily emphasised in George Orwell’s 1984.
In 2006, buildermanass was shoved into the bits and bytes of David Baszucki’s master plan. His invention, Roblox, forever trapped buildermanass, who was, mentioned beforehand, renamed to builderman. Builderman went on to remain in solitary with no access to the outside. Only to be thoroughly trapped into Roblox as its 156th test subject. The reign of roblox is indeed massive and now provokes the capture of all builderman affiliated people.
In 2020, builderman was still spotted in solidarity. Robloxians took to reincarnate the legacy of once the bravest bitchass bastard to commemorate that bitchass faggot.
Faggation has become a tribute to builderman in Vermont and New Hampshire.
by FuckassEmpire July 22, 2023
by FuckassEmpire September 21, 2023
a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.
Fuckass: wluld you like to learn the holy bible?
Fagass: Fuck no, I take part in the PORNIC mass community.
Fuckass: What the absolute fuck is PORNIC masa?
Fagass: It's a religion orbiting around the Cummy Bible. A Bible that involves the Ar-Raqqa bombings and cumming into a chalice.
Fuckass: what the fuck????
Fagass: You haven't heard of PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: Well, now I'm intrigued.
Fagass: Well, regardless, kys иди нахуй.
Fagass: Fuck no, I take part in the PORNIC mass community.
Fuckass: What the absolute fuck is PORNIC masa?
Fagass: It's a religion orbiting around the Cummy Bible. A Bible that involves the Ar-Raqqa bombings and cumming into a chalice.
Fuckass: what the fuck????
Fagass: You haven't heard of PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: Well, now I'm intrigued.
Fagass: Well, regardless, kys иди нахуй.
by FuckassEmpire October 3, 2023