Я не говорю по-русски, Иди нахуй

"I don't speak Russian, fuck off"
in Russian

Foreigner: how do you say i can't speak russian in russian?
You: Я не говорю по-русски, Иди нахуй
Foreigner: says: "Иди нахуй"
Shop keeper: Foutez le camp de mon magasin
Foreigner: Ah shit i forgot i was in France and I just smashed the window into the shit
Shop keeper: какашка

by FuckassEmpire May 13, 2023