Frieda Shiels's definitions

Tabogan fanny

When her love tunnel has seen so many helmets that the cum slides out quicker than a Jamaican bobsleigh team

Richard couldn’t tell if his cock was in her cavernous vagina as she had a tabogan fanny

by Frieda Shiels March 29, 2019

Nepalese Mit

When you squeeze all five fingers (to the 2nd) knuckle into a vagina that is as hairy as a wild animal.

Bert was so deep in her mountain goat like vagina he looked like he was wearing a Nepalese Mit.

by Frieda Shiels April 21, 2018

Pumptuate

When you’re bowels are so loose that it seems that you finish each sentence with a fart

Alan stories were great, but he’d pumptuate every sentence by cocking his leg and letting a bowel growler go!

by Frieda Shiels October 17, 2019

Spoosh

The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.

Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.

by Frieda Shiels June 21, 2019