Definitions by Frieda Shiels

Ricoshatted 

When your diarrhoea is so explosive that it penetrates your trouser garments, ricocheting and splashing others in your close proximity

Jen ricoshatted so hard that it looked like an explosion in a chocolate factory, poo was dripping from the ceiling

Ricoshatted by Frieda Shiels November 21, 2018

Pussy Plug 

A gathering of tissues that is placed between sweaty thighs to dry a moist clunge on an abnormally hot summers day.

It was so warm that Colette’s pussy was leaking like broken fridge, she needed a pussy plug to soak up the moist mess.

Pussy Plug by Frieda Shiels June 29, 2018

Flop jaw

Lack of control of the jaw after years of gobbling on too many cocks that’s size resemble an elephants trunk.

She’s sucked so many trouser canons that she cannot drink due to flop jaw

Flop jaw by Frieda Shiels June 11, 2018

Nepalese Mit 

When you squeeze all five fingers (to the 2nd) knuckle into a vagina that is as hairy as a wild animal.

Bert was so deep in her mountain goat like vagina he looked like he was wearing a Nepalese Mit.

Nepalese Mit by Frieda Shiels April 21, 2018