Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Frieda Shiels

Ricoshatted

When your diarrhoea is so explosive that it penetrates your trouser garments, ricocheting and splashing others in your close proximity

Jen ricoshatted so hard that it looked like an explosion in a chocolate factory, poo was dripping from the ceiling

by Frieda Shiels November 21, 2018

When you squeeze all five fingers (to the 2nd) knuckle into a vagina that is as hairy as a wild animal.

Bert was so deep in her mountain goat like vagina he looked like he was wearing a Nepalese Mit.

by Frieda Shiels April 21, 2018

The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.

Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.

by Frieda Shiels June 21, 2019

When you’re bowels are so loose that it seems that you finish each sentence with a fart

Alan stories were great, but he’d pumptuate every sentence by cocking his leg and letting a bowel growler go!

by Frieda Shiels October 17, 2019