FriedNapkinsOfficial's definitions

School

Hell on Earth.

Classmate: "Go to hell"
Me: "I'm already there"

School

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 25, 2019

Crush

A person that makes you feel horny--HAPPY! I meant happy! They can either be your first love or CRUSH your heart, your self confidence, and give you depression for a few months.

Friend: "So who's your crush."
Me:" Well I do think your mom is pretty sexy."
Friend: "What the fuck??"

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 25, 2019

Homework

The thing I'm supposed to be doing right now instead of writing definitions on the Urban Dictionary.

Mom:" You done with your homework?"
Me: "Uhh."

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 25, 2019

Friends

A friend is something that you don't have.

Get 👏 some👏 friends 👏

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 25, 2019

Neylan

The person who is always there but nobody notices.

Person: Neylan? Never heard of them.
Neylan: ;(

by FriedNapkinsOfficial March 31, 2019

Word

These are words.

Any word would be a definition. Word wordy word word

by FriedNapkinsOfficial March 31, 2019

Bored

When u feel like u wanna do something. That empty feeling inside u that can only be described as nothing (and boredom)

Timothy: Man, I'm so bored.
James: Yeah. Want to play on the PS4?
Timothy: Alright.

by FriedNapkinsOfficial March 31, 2019