anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.

Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.

by Friday13 September 06, 2010

Pulling a Rick Ross

When you feel compelled to kidnap and steal.

I went out with Sisi to a liquor store and she pulled a Rick Ross on me and then got nabbed for a DUI.

Pulling a Rick Ross is so kewl!

by Friday13 July 18, 2010

Shit Sundae

When a black dude marries or hangs around with white trash.

An interracial couple.

"Look Mommie there goes a shit sundae!"

"You racist slut!" *Slap*

by Friday13 July 16, 2010

slave to cock

Slave to cock is somebody who can't stop sucking cock!

Brian is a slave to cock!!!

"Holy cow I know!" "Every time I go over there Brian is either raving about sucking cock or has a cock in his mouth."

Like totally, he even has a mould of Muhammad's cock that he takes to bed like a teddybear!

by Friday13 September 06, 2010

strawberry paddlepop

When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.

Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.

Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?

Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

Whatta whore!

by Friday13 August 06, 2010

Mahomet

The name Mahomet is a medieval European version of Muhammad, the name of the Prophet of Islam.

In the middle ages the Templars were tortured into confessing that they followed Mahomet.

The Devil Baphomet is a variation of Mahomet.

by Friday13 July 15, 2010

cheap drunk

When somebody has a few drinks at a party and ends up in the back room having sex with random guys.

I can't believe Sisi is in the back room on a crate waiting to have sex with a group of guys

That's nasty Jerry! Sisi is a cheap drunk!

by Friday13 August 04, 2010