Definitions by Friar cuck

Toon wife 

The western version of waifu,meaning a character from western animation a cartoon fan considers his wife.

I have a toon wife.

Toon wife by Friar cuck October 21, 2018

Paheal-4chan war

A war that when on between the sites of 4chan and paheal.net,the war lasted from November 23,2008 to August 31,2018

I was a veteran of the paheal-4chan war.

Paheal-4chan war by Friar cuck October 16, 2018

Cumbutt 

A slur used by Christians to insult a woman who prefers anal sex over vaginal sex.

The people laughed at the woman and called her a cumbutt.

Cumbutt by Friar cuck September 28, 2018

Titjob 

When a man places his penis between a woman’s beasts and the woman proceeds to rap her breasts around the man’s penis and begins to lick the tip of his penis.

Bob got a titjob from that hot black chick from down the street.

Titjob by Friar cuck September 28, 2018

tusmor 

Any person who finds human cartoon characters sexually attractive and draws nude art of them like on paheal or 8CHAN.

tusmors are bitter enemies with furries.

tusmor by Friar cuck September 15, 2018

Kantonian 

Any person who finds robots,ghosts,zombies,etc from cartoons or games attractive.

1/4 of the people on the rule 34 board of 8CHAN are kantonian.

Kantonian by Friar cuck September 9, 2018