*your phone is ringing*
*you wake up and look at the time; it's 5:07 AM*
*you answer*
"Damn, nigga, it's Early O'Clock. What you want?"
*you wake up and look at the time; it's 5:07 AM*
*you answer*
"Damn, nigga, it's Early O'Clock. What you want?"
by Fresh Timbs June 08, 2018
“You saw that big ass fiesta on the spanish side of the hood?”
“Yeah I pulled up to it earlier with Miguel. Whole lotta spiggatry at work. They food mad good though.”
“Yeah I pulled up to it earlier with Miguel. Whole lotta spiggatry at work. They food mad good though.”
by Fresh Timbs November 07, 2017
by Fresh Timbs November 22, 2018
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018
"So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."
by Fresh Timbs November 20, 2018
"You ugly, you your daddy's son"
"Well, you smell like dead memes"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Well, you smell like dead memes"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by Fresh Timbs July 25, 2018
1. "Look at that girl over there bruh. Look at her curves though."
"Yeah, she's an Aphrodite."
2. "Mmmm, look at all these fine Aphrodites in here. I feel truly blessed."
"Yeah, she's an Aphrodite."
2. "Mmmm, look at all these fine Aphrodites in here. I feel truly blessed."
by Fresh Timbs May 02, 2018