Jake

is a quad amputee, with one of the limbs being his microcock. he has a very large head, most of which being brain.
bro ur such a jake. i both hate and respect you for that
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jackson

he is the equivalent of hagrid, but as an iridescent gamer who lacks vitamin sunlight
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Carter

aka cart. he is mega simp as well as sometime the smol pp energy. no one knows wtf goes on inside his head sometimes, or if he even has a head
Carter is such a freakin Carter sometimes!
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Lukas

The size of a very large donut, once he starts rolling, theres no stopping it.
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Simp

an acronym from phineas and ferb, S.quirrels I.n M.y P.ants
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