4 definitions by Free Muffins
When two gay lovers face each other whilst holding their dicks in an angry manner. They both then turn (back to back) and walk roughly ten paces. After pacing one or the other then turns, runs after his partner and penetrates him anally before the other can turn around. In this scenario, typically the "top" is considered the winner.
This act is often used to settle spats between lovers.
This act is often used to settle spats between lovers.
"I was so pissed off at Bruce last night. I found out that he let Toby suck his dick in the walk-in freezer at work. I challenged him to Pistols at Dawn and he won! that bitch! He didn't even lube up before hand! It's okay though, I didn't take a shit all day so he had a surprise waiting for him when he pulled out.
I'm gonna go down to the Blue oyster bar tonight if you want to join me."
I'm gonna go down to the Blue oyster bar tonight if you want to join me."
by Free Muffins November 7, 2012
A small, fat penis. Shaped more like a can of tuna-fish than a plantain.
When a penis is so short and fat that it is rendered completely useless for anything of a sexual nature.
When a penis is so short and fat that it is rendered completely useless for anything of a sexual nature.
"I was about to fuck that jerk until he pulled his fat n flat penis out. He had a little pig down there."
by Free Muffins August 31, 2009
"Those assholes took all my beer and then mouth-fucked me! In my mouth while I have a mustache! Also known as 'tapping the stache!'"
by Free Muffins August 28, 2009
this is commonly known as a prison move. The Ethiopian Hedgehog is a defensive maneuver in the case of anal rape, where the possible target of the attack uses a large amount of pomade to spike up their anus hairs and allows to dry. The attacker would then be surprised when attempting to mount the victim when a a hair-spike either pokes the head of their penis or enters the urethra.
by Free Muffins December 23, 2014