Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Fredward Jenkins

Squarbler

Someone (usually fresh out of collage) who is Completely obsessed with having sex and sucking dick.

John: how about Becky she seems cool
Paul: naw man she's a squarbler

by Fredward Jenkins November 11, 2014

A guy who is into fat chicks. Usually super skinny sometimes almost anorexic.

see Chubby chaser

jimmy: Hows Larson doing?
fredrick: He's dating Felicia
Jimmy: That lump sucker

by Fredward Jenkins November 12, 2014

When you masturbate so much that you get calluses (Hardened skin patches) on your dick.

Larry - "Ever since I broke up with Sandra I've been jacking off so much I'm getting a dicallus."
Steve - "Don't worry, You'll find another girl."

by Fredward Jenkins November 11, 2015

A crappy school full of bitchy kids who think they are "all that." A word of advice, don't go there

Laird: where does Lara go to school?
Jackson: She goes to the riverside stem academy
Laird: Oh shit don't date her

by Fredward Jenkins November 12, 2014