Definitions by Frederick Yeo

Alive

Something a million Iraqis ceased to be when George W. Bush was President of the United Stated

Alive

Alive by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Palpatine 

A guy who somehow returned

“Somehow Palpatine returned” ~Poe

Palpatine by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Tampines 

A large town and constituency in Singapore. Attractions include various malls like Our Tampines Hub, Heng Swee Keat (until 2020), Sun Plaza park and the fact that its name rhymes with “penis”.

GPS: “take the right turn onto Tampighnes Avenue 7.”
Tampines dweller: what you saying?

Tampines by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Dictionary 

An object which cannot be described as urban

Mike: look at my dictionary. It’s so urban!
Sam: are you okay?

Dictionary by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Ian Nepomniachtchi 

Russian chess Grandmaster and top-5 player in the world. An emotional player, he often tilts and this has resulted in him throwing the two consecutive World Chess Championships in which he contested

Ian Nepomniachtchi’s name contains two “ch”s

Ian Nepomniachtchi by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Magnus Carlsen 

An exotic drink made by mixing magnesium with a Carlsberg

One Magnus Carlsen, please.

Magnus Carlsen by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

George W. Bush 

A partially-literate Texan who somehow became President of the United States. He invaded a country for no reason and killed a million people. The economy of the United States collapsed under him. He was known for making frequent verbal gaffes.

“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” ~George W. Bush

George W. Bush by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023