Freddy Fastbear's definitions

The real Funtime bonnie

Its bon-bon dumbass

*Funtime Freddy* HeY, bOn-BoN gO gEt Em! *Bon-Bon* Freddy can you tell them i exist and am The real Funtime bonnie

by Freddy Fastbear May 23, 2022

The first definition on Urban Dictionary

The first fucking word on UrbDic was the man

Nigga 1: Yo what was the first defined word on UrbDic
Nigga 2: Nigga why you smell like piss The first definition on Urban Dictionary was the man

by Freddy Fastbear September 30, 2024

Calvin Smith

A dude whos very sexy and amazing at fortnite but he doesnt get no girls

Guy 1: Calvin Smith is my NIGGA bro
Guy 2: Yeah bro i dont know how he doesnt pull any bitches
Girl 1: Do you see who hes playing with
Girl 2: Ewww its Calvin Smith

by Freddy Fastbear September 24, 2024

fredchair

A man with Massive muscles, giant monster cock, hates black people, and has godlike editing skills.

He is definitely Fredchair, he has a GIANT cock and HUGE muscles

by Freddy fastbear August 4, 2021

55 cancri e

its an exoplanet that part of it as a fucking diamond

Human 1 YOO DUDE DUDE
Human 2 what man
Human 1 I JUST GOT FUCKING 1 NONILLION DOLLARS FOR SELLING 55 CANCRI E =D
Human 2 YOOOO THATS GREAT MAN =D=D=D=D=D

by Freddy Fastbear March 28, 2021