Definitions by Fred Sampson

Unprofessional nouns 

Made up nonsense words that .00003% of the population use to refer to themselves so that they can feel special and be offended when someone assumes that they have the genitalia that is physically situated between their legs.

Examples of unprofessional nouns include but are not limited XIM/XER/THEY/ER/EM/PER/VE/VER/XE/XEM/ZE/ZER/HIR and any other bullshit words that attention seeking individuals might attempt to compel the general population to soil otherwise grammatically sound speech.

Unprofessional nouns by Fred Sampson January 15, 2024

Unprofessional nouns 

Made up nonsense words that .00003% of the population use to refer to themselves so that they can feel special and be offended when someone assumes that they have the genitalia that is physically situated between their legs.

Examples of unprofessional nouns include but are not limited XIM/XER/THEY/ER/EM/PER/VE/VER/XE/XEM/ZE/ZER/HIR and any other bullshit words that attention seeking individuals might attempt to compel the general population to soil otherwise grammatically sound speech.

Unprofessional nouns by Fred Sampson January 15, 2024

Oregon Oregano

The type of weed everyone in Boise smokes.

Hey man, let’s pick up some Oregon Oregano™ this weekend.

Oregon Oregano by Fred Sampson December 11, 2022

grease sponge 

Self explanatory nickname for McDonald's rectangular breakfast hashbrown-like substance.

Synthetic egg, pseudo-cheese and Canadian Bacan't on almost bread isn't quite the same without a side of grease sponge.

grease sponge by Fred Sampson February 17, 2022

Fagit spinner 

The more appropriate spelling of “fidget spinner”. Fagit is pronounced the way Spodermen intended.

All these little little autistic kids nowadays like their stupid ass fagit spinners.

Fagit spinner by Fred Sampson November 16, 2020

convenience fee 

A fee added on top of the original fee due to the ease of payment.

"We noticed it was too easy for you to give us your money, so naturally, we'll need you to give us more. Therefore, you have been assessed a "convenience fee".

convenience fee by Fred Sampson May 21, 2018

Sludge pop 

(noun):
A sex move where ass to mouth is performed, whereas the receiver has fecal incontinence.

"She had a burrito from a dubious food cart a few hours before I stuck it in her ass, so she ended up getting the ol' sludge pop when I ran the ATM."

Sludge pop by Fred Sampson November 13, 2017