Sillygaymanwhore

Alister Wilson

Dude 1: Why is alister getting into the back of that mans car.
Dude 2: Because he's a sillygaymanwhore!

by Fred February 14, 2004

zilf

Zeretzke I'd Like to Fuck!

izzy's a zilf! n so r her sisters!

by fred March 08, 2005

Beef Whistle

A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.

The term was invented in the summer of 2000.

Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:

Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"

by Fred October 25, 2004

friendster

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!

"Friendster" was a fun waste of time for about three weeks.

by Fred March 31, 2004

blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

by Fred July 22, 2003

Dronka

Dronka or Dronking, is a similar action to that of teabagging. The main, inserts his testacles in his partners mouth, however the difference is that rather than masturbating as accustomed to Teabagging, he will slap his penis on his partners forehead and excrete waste onto his partners chest.

I dronked my girlfriend last night, the shit went everywhere.

by Fred January 20, 2005

Absolute

remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.

'what an absolute'

by Fred October 20, 2003