FreD's definitions

fluffisised

When all you were is fluff

when someone is wearinlots of fluff

by Fred March 12, 2004

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

Klepto

A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.

Many Kleptos steal things from work.

Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.

– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…

See also: PTOboy tourettes

by Fred March 30, 2004

friendster

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!

"Friendster" was a fun waste of time for about three weeks.

by Fred March 31, 2004

cut one from the herd

To surgically remove a testicle using a scythe. Very painful and gruesome. Also has been known to make your woman quite unhappy.

Fred got one cut from his herd. Kelly dumped his ass

by Fred April 3, 2004

FALZ

n, v, adj, adv, interjection, etc.
A higher, undefinable state of being. The state of being better than everyone. Anyone/thing can be FALZ, and one intrinsically knows if one is FALZ.
(opposite of zlaf)

That was FALZ.

by fred April 7, 2004

Krapalaska

Krapalaska is a word derived from the Finnish word "Krapulapaska" which describes the shit you take the day after a night of heavy drinking.

Damn man, I have to take a huge krapalaska right now!

by Fred April 12, 2004