Frasier Nutzov's definitions

Shpasm

Something that happens to incontinent older women when they have sex. Simultaneously poo, pee, and orgasm. From SH*T combined with P*SS and ORGASM.

"Bernie is treating me to the senior's menu at Denny's tonight, so I think I'll finally go all the way with him. I just hope I don't shpasm."

by Frasier Nutzov March 2, 2007

thabia

Similar to "cankle" (calf merging with ankle) the thabia is the merging between the thigh and labia.

Tiffany couldn't wear a thong because she had a protruding thabia.

by Frasier Nutzov March 8, 2007

thuttock

Similar in orgin to "cankle" (CAlf plus aNKLE) the "thuttock" is the seamless fusion between the THigh & bUTTOCK in a morbidly obese individual.

Look at Belinda's thuttocks.

by Frasier Nutzov March 9, 2007

Laptop Commuter

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"

The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.

by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007

Protrubria

Protruding labia, goes way beyond a cameltoe.

Jessica had to wear old-lady panties to hide her protrubria.

by Frasier Nutzov March 8, 2007

visco-elastic

An adjective that implies something is superior, used by sales staff who want to sound technical. From the ads for the Swedish Sleep System that state that the beds are made with "visco-elastic memory foam" supposedly endorsed by the "space foundation" (which is actually an invention of the visco-elastic memory foam bed industry).

Try our new visco-elastic garlic breadsticks!

by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007

antpharm

Where ants buy drugs.

Hey, that ant is going to the antpharm, I bet he's gonna buy some drugs!

by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007