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An OHSHIT moment is the instant between the pain and screaming, or the first time you smell Paris Hilton's cooch. (Maybe a mix of both.) Any sort of moment where you are bound to freak out has an OHSHIT, big or small. Here you may yell out a shitplitive, begin to cry, or crap yourself. Or all three.
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
Get the OHSHIT moment mug.1. The Ninth song on Tom Waits' 1988 live album, Big Time.
2. A phenomenon that occurs as a cliche everywhere in real life, as well as Hollywood and books. Strangers only talk about the weather, for the most part, no matter what the situation is.
2. A phenomenon that occurs as a cliche everywhere in real life, as well as Hollywood and books. Strangers only talk about the weather, for the most part, no matter what the situation is.
Excerpt from Strange Weather-
The world is getting flatter,
The sky is falling all around
Oh, and nothing is the matter
For I never cry in town
And a love like ours, my dear,
Is best measured when it's down
And I never buy umbrellas,
'Cause there's always one around.
And all over the world Strangers
Talk only 'bout the weather
The world is getting flatter,
The sky is falling all around
Oh, and nothing is the matter
For I never cry in town
And a love like ours, my dear,
Is best measured when it's down
And I never buy umbrellas,
'Cause there's always one around.
And all over the world Strangers
Talk only 'bout the weather
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
Get the Strange Weather mug.Almost anything pertaining to Tom Waits is Waitsian.
1. Any music he has made, or been involved in.
2. His style in art, clothing, and conversation.
3. His very singular voice.
4. Any memorabilia, like autographs.
And so on.
1. Any music he has made, or been involved in.
2. His style in art, clothing, and conversation.
3. His very singular voice.
4. Any memorabilia, like autographs.
And so on.
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
Get the Waitsian mug.The not so ingenious way of saying Shit and Fuck together. However, it is not considered a swear , so it is OK in public, if you put more emphasis on SHI than FUCK! It can be a Safe For Work shitplitive.
Shifuck that hurt!
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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Get the A and B the C.O.D. mug.1. The thirteenth song on Tom Waits' 2004 album, Real Gone.
2. Sort of like Hook, Line and Sinker, this is supposed to mean everything.
2. Sort of like Hook, Line and Sinker, this is supposed to mean everything.
Well my baby ’s so fine
Even her car looks good
From behind
Oh yeah!
Well my baby ’s so fine
Even her car looks good
From behind
But the train that took
My baby…
It went Clang, Boom and Steam
Even her car looks good
From behind
Oh yeah!
Well my baby ’s so fine
Even her car looks good
From behind
But the train that took
My baby…
It went Clang, Boom and Steam
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
Get the Clang, Boom and Steam mug.Tom Waits has a song called 'Big Black Mariah' - it's all about being chased by the police. An excerpt;
"Here comes the Big Black Mariah,
I seen the big black Ford"
And Nick Cave mentions that the character in 'The Curse Of Milhaven' is driven;
"Off to the the asylum'
In an Old Black Mariah"
"Here comes the Big Black Mariah,
I seen the big black Ford"
And Nick Cave mentions that the character in 'The Curse Of Milhaven' is driven;
"Off to the the asylum'
In an Old Black Mariah"
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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