harp

to speak (from boontling)

That boonter's harpin.

by Frank Booth January 01, 2005

runnoft

to depart, leave (from O Brother! Where art thou?)

The boy's ma not here. She dun runnoft.

by Frank Booth January 10, 2005

jerkstore

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback

1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

by Frank Booth June 13, 2006

zero

v. in a multi-player gaming environment, to cause another player's score to drop to zero, thus removing him from the game or the round.

Hey, Hitman! U wanna zero Flame?

by Frank Booth January 02, 2005

Becky Grin

A profound expression on one's face that resembles that of a shit eat'n grin. Usually remains permanent at all times regardless of the situation. Dates back to an ancient Albanian custom to intimidate their enemies and daughter-in-laws. Has recently become a trend throughout the civilized world and has replaced breast augmentations as the number one plastic surgery procedure.

As the blackjack dealer sucked the last remaining chip from my stack, all she did was stare at me with that Becky Grin.

by Frank Booth December 21, 2004

Ma Bell

a no longer out-dated term for the telephone system. Now that AT&T has eaten up BellSouth, Ma Bell lives again. Watch her eat up the other surviving Baby Bells. She's like that evil robot in Terminator 2, whom they chopped up into bits and the bits melted and melded.

Aaaaauuuugggghhhh! Holy Jesus, no! It's Ma Bell! She's back! The dead live! THE DEAD FUCKING LIVE!!!!!

by Frank Booth March 23, 2007

sploosh

to eat a banana while holding your nose. From TV's "The Electric Company."

I can't sploosh. It takes too long.

by Frank Booth April 26, 2006