Definitions by Frank Barron

Kilowinked 

1. A French-Canadian measurement of sleep.
2. 1 Kilowinked equals 1000 Winkeds.

Did you get your 40 Kilowinkeds in before the demo or during the demo?

Kilowinked by Frank Barron July 5, 2010

Golfsides

A painful muscle pull that occurs in the upper quadrant of the rib cage just under a golfer's stroking arm.

I just pulled off a miraculous drive but it caused a severe case of golfsides!

Golfsides by Frank Barron June 30, 2009

Patroupinol Shampowxinate 

The chemical formulation to relieve the hammock flu. The first part of the compound is a found with the root of the maple tree. The finishing additive is draw from the string of a hammock. Thus ridding oneself of the hammock influenza virus. This compound can also be used as a sleep aid and to decrease your ability to sell.

My God, I feel like working today! I better take a dose of Patroupinol Shampowxinate!!!

Patroupinol Shampowxinate by Frank Barron June 2, 2009

fule 

The way a French Canadian pronounces the word 'fool'.

Don't step on my bananas, you fule!

fule by Frank Barron December 19, 2008

Patrouppi 

I person who thinks he can sell clinical software but really can't. Someone who terms the acronym WFH as "Working From Hammock".

I'll see you after vacation Patrouppi.

Patrouppi by Frank Barron October 16, 2008