Frank Barron's definitions

Patroupinol Shampowxinate

The chemical formulation to relieve the hammock flu. The first part of the compound is a found with the root of the maple tree. The finishing additive is draw from the string of a hammock. Thus ridding oneself of the hammock influenza virus. This compound can also be used as a sleep aid and to decrease your ability to sell.

My God, I feel like working today! I better take a dose of Patroupinol Shampowxinate!!!

by Frank Barron June 2, 2009

Patrouppi

I person who thinks he can sell clinical software but really can't. Someone who terms the acronym WFH as "Working From Hammock".

I'll see you after vacation Patrouppi.

by Frank Barron October 16, 2008

Kilowinked

1. A French-Canadian measurement of sleep.
2. 1 Kilowinked equals 1000 Winkeds.

Did you get your 40 Kilowinkeds in before the demo or during the demo?

by Frank Barron July 5, 2010

fule

The way a French Canadian pronounces the word 'fool'.

Don't step on my bananas, you fule!

by Frank Barron December 19, 2008

Golfsides

A painful muscle pull that occurs in the upper quadrant of the rib cage just under a golfer's stroking arm.

I just pulled off a miraculous drive but it caused a severe case of golfsides!

by Frank Barron June 30, 2009