Frank's definitions

Battery

Magical metal bar that makes things happen, until it runs out of magic. Then it can be used to throw at annoying people, to prop up particularly wobbly chairs or be sold to the gullible.

Priscilla: My battery powered washing machine isnt working
Borris: The batteries must be running out. Lets throw them at Frank!

by Frank March 8, 2004

mojees

Derived from the phrase, "mom-jeans". Garment of pants worn by woman in their later years. Commonly made of denimn, they are known for their super tight fit, oversized butt pockets, and extra long zippers to complement the large waste area needed to cover her fup.

After Dave's mom had her 8th child, she couldn't fit into anything but mojees.

by frank June 21, 2004

Douche bag

called a bill franz or a mike bridson also knowen as a PECKER

you are a bridson/franz... Pecker

by frank December 14, 2004

kanamycin

Girl who is on bolt and has band geek list

Girl: "Hey isn't that kanamcyin-bandolisterycin mouth-wash?"
Boy: "Yes I believe that is her"

by Frank March 24, 2004

office spaced

Being at work and feeling like you have 6 bosses telling you that you screwed up and not wanting to care or work anymore.

I had 3 different people tell me today that my email was wrong, I feel so Office Spaced today.

by Frank August 31, 2004

Bell End

The head of the male penis. The glans.

Do you wanna see my bell end?

by Frank November 23, 2002

checkers

One who's quite short, has a short, highlighted blonde mullet/emo hair, and believes himself to look like Spider-man, when really he's Maculay Culkin.

1. "That brer's so Checkers."
2. "Safe Checkers, want some food?"
3. "Oh Checkers.|

by Frank September 8, 2004