Fox JK's definitions
A dangerous and highly articulate disease that affects the central nervous system for about half an hour each day. It enters the body through the ears and eyes and attaches itself to the boringopiate receptors in the brain causing symptoms similar to a large injection of heroin in some people. However the disease affects people differently. It can cause anxiety, a distortion of reality, sweating, homosexuality, skin irritation, and mild death in others. Recommended treatment consists of several large doobies, and a box set of Family guy.
by fox JK August 24, 2006
Get the eastendersmug. See Strawberry cheesecake or Cherry danish but it is the same thing. The Pirate is another sexual act with which I was unfamiliar until I saw this website but I recommend reading up on it and by the way, practice DOES make perfect!!!
She deserved it. Give your girlfriend a clownface tonight!!!! She'll never call you a fucking slacker again!!
by Fox JK November 12, 2006
Get the clownfacemug. An awesome vehicle. A behemoth in spirit but not necessarily in size.
The greatest car/plane/boat/thing you have ever driven.
The greatest car/plane/boat/thing you have ever driven.
The B52 was a real tits machine!
Nissan skyline, now that's a tits machine!
My cousins boat is a tits machine!
The neighbours kid has this fisher price push-kart that is a real tits machine!
Nissan skyline, now that's a tits machine!
My cousins boat is a tits machine!
The neighbours kid has this fisher price push-kart that is a real tits machine!
by Fox JK August 15, 2006
Get the tits machinemug. 1. A kart that you push
2. Somebody else's car that you overheard about in a conversation
3. Your own car as insulted by your neighbour
4. You, you fucking push-kart
2. Somebody else's car that you overheard about in a conversation
3. Your own car as insulted by your neighbour
4. You, you fucking push-kart
1. "Hey that kid has a small kart and he is pushing it, but what, oh what do you call that kart?"
"It is called a push-kart my dear sir."
"Thank you Mabel, for now I am more educated than ever."
"Shut up."
2. "Hey that guy's ..... his car......yeah a push-kart........it is.. yeah..."
3. "Your car is a push-kart you fucking divv!!!"
"What the fuck do you mean you little shit?"
"Go on urbandictionary you twat and figure out for your-fucking-self!"
4. "That's right, you heard me you push-kart"
"It is called a push-kart my dear sir."
"Thank you Mabel, for now I am more educated than ever."
"Shut up."
2. "Hey that guy's ..... his car......yeah a push-kart........it is.. yeah..."
3. "Your car is a push-kart you fucking divv!!!"
"What the fuck do you mean you little shit?"
"Go on urbandictionary you twat and figure out for your-fucking-self!"
4. "That's right, you heard me you push-kart"
by fox JK August 24, 2006
Get the push-kartmug. One of the greatest drinks ever invented. As rumor has it, Van Gough was drinking a lot of absinthe right before he cut off his own ear. As well as that, 9 shots can be fatal apparently!! Love the mystery that is.....
ABSINTHE!
(Absinthe is a tits machine of a drink!)
ABSINTHE!
(Absinthe is a tits machine of a drink!)
by Fox JK October 15, 2006
Get the Absinthemug. Sonic the hedgehogs sidekick
A little brown 2 tailed fox
A very clever little chap who's good with mechanical things
Probably a stoner now due to being easily influenced
Can use his 2 tails to fly
A little brown 2 tailed fox
A very clever little chap who's good with mechanical things
Probably a stoner now due to being easily influenced
Can use his 2 tails to fly
TAILS: Hey! I heard smoking was bad for you
GROUNDER: No it's not! Try it
TAILS: Cough! Wow, you're right! This green tobacco is the shit!
GROUNDER: No it's not! Try it
TAILS: Cough! Wow, you're right! This green tobacco is the shit!
by Fox JK August 14, 2006
Get the Tailsmug. "I was walking home and I fell in the jeeeg, I was so plaestered!"
by Fox JK August 15, 2006
Get the jeeegmug.