Foug's definitions

Small Talk

Useless and unnecessary conversation attempted to fill the silence in an awkward situation. Commonly backfires into feelings of loneliness and social discomfort. Usually is intiated by comments regarding the current weather, weather pattern of the past/future few days or major weather disturbances in the recent past.

Gas Man: Nice weather, if you're a duck.
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On

by foug January 11, 2005

Garage-tanamo

The garage, if necessary can be transformed into a high security facility with various levels of stacked prison cells secured with a metal/wire enclosure gate. Inmates are not typically held against their will and find the time in captivity reflective and important to their continued survival in the social atmosphere. Self esteem may be bolstered or diminished during these periods of self-detainment.

Kev: He's in there, quick put up the gate.

C: We'll just let him cool off in there awhile.

by foug January 11, 2005

foug facts

A fact delivered, typically out of context or awkwardly, that is usually mistruen or completely false. The claim(s) is largely 'supported' through word of mouth by personal sources.

Foug: The chlorine level found in Halifax's water supply is 0.0017ppm.

Group" *stunned.

Foug: My dad said so.

by foug January 29, 2005

Sacred Roll

1) While visiting a foreign bathroom; Finding that last roll of ass wipe under the bathroom counter as you penguin walk from the toilet, panicked that you will be exposed by having to ask for a fresh roll.

2) When cash is real low, the last roll in the house, that must be rationed carefully and used for emergencies only. (No doubling up)

Foug: Hey, you got anymore shit paper?
C: I don't know, wait here last one man.
Foug: ahh, Sacred Roll

by foug January 11, 2005

a savage

Term used to describe a passionate and emotional play willing to do anything for a win. Savage's are often withheld food for periods and given raw meat just prior to game time to encite crazed excitement.

Kev: how do you think Tucker will play?
Ed: Look at him knaw through that raw steak.
C: Watch out tonight Neil.

by foug November 15, 2006

blast from the past

often used during periods of intense moments where some loudmouth has to open his mouth to ruin the enjoyment of the surrounding guests. used at unwelcome times including visits.

C - say nothing, I'll be in the other room
Voidence - Well.. blast from the past
C - did u fail to end it

by foug January 11, 2005

Whore's Breakfast

Starting the day off right with One large coffe and two cigerettes to help get the blood level balanced and the bowels movin before getting underway.

Is he still in the shitter?
Yea!
Whore's breakfast again.

by foug March 25, 2003