Definitions by Ford Leiden
Converse the discussion group
A gaggle of clucking hen simpletons who get together to allegedly discuss important or relevant topics in order to feed their already over-inflated egos. Members of a Trout Farm are often inclined to join such pseudo-groups. Absolutely no results of any kind are achieved from these discussions.
I went down to that Converse the discussion group thing, thinking maybe I'd meet some intelligent people and have some stimulating conversations, but it was just a bunch of soccer mom hepstards whose over-confidence is their greatest weakness, because it blinds them from seeing themselves clearly.
Converse the discussion group by Ford Leiden April 24, 2010
DJ John in the Morning
A Seattle-based, NYC aspiring DJ for the radio station 90.3 KEXP. He hosts the stations morning show from 6 AM to 10AM on weekdays and is the stations shining star. He has been, as often reported by the independent newspaper The Stranger, attempting to use KEXP as a way to move to New York City for personal reasons and establish himself as a star DJ there instead of lowly Seattle. He has often been criticized for being greedy, passive aggressive and hypocritical in his music choices and need for total control. It has also been asserted that the regular pledge drives done by KEXP to "Support local music" are merely a way for John to get to move to New York City for personal reasons.
DJ John in the Morning never fails to back down from a fight with the writers at The Stranger, hahaha.
DJ John in the Morning by Ford Leiden January 31, 2010
Avatar Haiti guilt trip
What you give James Cameron when you bump into him and demand your $10 back for that shitty film and want to give it to the Haitian Earthquake relief fund.
Hey James Cameron, you a little short on cash after 12 years? Get over here so I can give you an Avatar Haiti guilt trip!
Avatar Haiti guilt trip by Ford Leiden January 17, 2010
Massage School Denial
When a massage school student and is in denial of the fact that she is on the path to becoming a prostitute by taking the techniques of massage far too seriously and ignoring the fact that they are essentially training to be a euphemism for a hooker.
She's actually wondering how she's goingb to end up paying her tuition for massage school, she's in total massage school denial.
Massage School Denial by Ford Leiden January 13, 2010
KEXP 90.3
A supposedly non-profit radio station in Seattle which in reality gets funding and the security of a safety net from Seattle-area billionaire Paul Allen. The station was originally the official radio station of the University of Washington until it was taken over by private interests who still receive the same funding from the University and originate with Washington State tax dollars even though UW students have nothing to do with the station and several DJs are paid in the six-figure bracket. Every 4 months the station has a pledge fund to get even more money from people from around the world with the promise that their contribution will "power kexp", despite the enormous amount of funding the station already gets from Washington tax payers and Paul Allen.
KEXP 90.3 by Ford Leiden January 13, 2010
Fag Hag Bitch
A gay male who has Fag Hag female friends that don't actually respect him and merely use him as a means to passively-aggressively vent their own frustrations and hostilities towards straight males. Typically they are seen as cute and adorable and only capable of talking about cliche, girly topics, thus they are seen more as a emasculated male then as an actual human being by their fag hag friends.
Fag Hag Bitch by Ford Leiden January 4, 2010
I'd like to jump her cut
Something to say when you want to have sexual relations with a female who is a film or video editor.
I'd like to jump her cut by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009