Ford Leiden's definitions

Fuck or Fight?

the lowest, crudest thing that can be said while on a date.

Fuck or Fight? Those be your options.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Pull a Plainview

An act that occurs after one person wins an argument against another person. Can only apply if the loser of the argument has reached a point of being shut down and literally cannot speak any longer. The winner of the argument must have already prepared an iPod with a speaker or any sort of music playing device prior to winning the argument in anticipation of the opportunity to "Pull a Plainview" Once the winner has established that they won the argument, they say "I'm Finished" then play the music "Brahm's Violin concerto in D major", exactly like the last scene in the film "There will be Blood" The winner will then allow the entire song to play simply to rub in that they won the argument.

That little bitch was so bad when I proved him wrong how could I help but Pull a Plainview just to rub it in.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

Queef Off

When two women compete in queefing tactics, similar to two musicians performing dueling banjos

I challenge you to a queef off!
Da-da dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum
de-de-dum, de-dum, de-dum, de-dum...

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Williamsburg bike lanes

1) A battleground for the war being waged in Williamsburg, Brooklyn between the hipsters and the Hasidic Jews.

2) The new symbol for passive-aggressive antisemitism, with the irony that only a hipster could imagine.

It really made me uncomfortable when they repainted the Williamsburg bike lanes, I mean they're trying to bully the jews in a historically jewish neighborhood. They really need to take a deep breathe and think about what they're doing.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

Boobily Boobily

When a large breasted woman lies above you, puts her chest in your face, parts her breasts then yells "Boobily Boobily" as she lets go of her breasts and they slap against both sides of your face.

First described by the monologist Spalding Gray in the film "Swimming to Cambodia"

And then after she finished me off, she surprised me with a Boobily Boobily.

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Converse the discussion group

A gaggle of clucking hen simpletons who get together to allegedly discuss important or relevant topics in order to feed their already over-inflated egos. Members of a Trout Farm are often inclined to join such pseudo-groups. Absolutely no results of any kind are achieved from these discussions.

I went down to that Converse the discussion group thing, thinking maybe I'd meet some intelligent people and have some stimulating conversations, but it was just a bunch of soccer mom hepstards whose over-confidence is their greatest weakness, because it blinds them from seeing themselves clearly.

by Ford Leiden April 24, 2010

ambititstrous

A female who has control of the lactating capability of both of her breasts for non-synchronous functions.

Ellie can use her lactating tits to simultaneously write her first AND last name in the snow, she's ambititstrous!

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009