bum license

1. A license to panhandle that has to be purchased from a city.
2. Pertaining to new laws in the many cities in the United States that require you to have a license to beg for money.
Ford got his bum license for Cincinnati and put in a frame and hung it on the wall in his living room.
cop: excuse me mr. bum, I need to see your bum license.
bum: "runs away from the cop", stating, "I ain't got one you fuckin' pig.
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smoking lint

The act of Combing the carpet for small pieces of crack and then smoking what you find. It is known as smoking lint because it is rare to actually find crack. More likely you are smoking small pieces of fiber or a potato chip.
Ralf was smoking lint the other night and ended up smoking a piece of a french fry.
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hoecakes

1. A multipurpose bread that is said to originate in Irvin, Kentucky.
2. A fried bread made from only self rising flour and water that can be used for any part of a meal.
3. Versatile bread that is very common in poor parts of Kentucky and other southern states.
4. Pocakes or poor cakes.
5. Replacement for bread, biscuits, pancakes or cornbread when you don't have the money for the real thing.
Debbie made some hoecakes and covered them with syrup for a nice Kentucky style breakfast.
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slash me

1. The pronunciation of the irc command /me
2. A very uncommonly spoken word than mostly exists in the heads of irc addicts.
3. A very common subconsciously spoken word. Spoken in the heads of irc addicts just before they type /me
4. A term spoken verbally in rare occasions in public by very disturbed irc users.
Ford : /me has been here way to long.
Inside of Ford's brain : slash me has been here way to long.
Slash me wants the dumb bitch in the front of the line to pay for her food already
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smoking soap

The act of smoking fake crack which is normally made of ivory soap. This can be the the act of smoking of anything that is supposed to be crack but is fake.
Fred thought he was smoking crack when he realized it was a large piece of skin from a crack heads foot.
Fred was smoking soap.
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combing the carpet

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.
vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.
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bully bum

1. A rude and threatening panhandler that begs for money, but at the same time demands it.
2. A drug addict or crack head that is still in good health and begs for money with the threat of violence.
3. Commonly found on college campus's in the United States, bully bums run in packs and take money from freshman students and weaklings.
weakling: There are a bunch of bully bums up there. Lets cut through the alley.
Ford: Fuck them bully bums. I'm gonna bash their brains in with a brick.
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