Definitions by For Whom the Bell Trolls
rat
I ate beans and rice for dinner last night and now I've been cutting rats all day.
"I just heard you rip a rat right then, you nasty bastard!"
"I just heard you rip a rat right then, you nasty bastard!"
rat by For Whom the Bell Trolls February 7, 2009
afterburner
1. A hot, often painful dump that follows a meal of spicy food.
2. A hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.
2. A hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.
Man, that pepperoni and jalapeno pizza was good last night but the afterburner damn sure kicked in this morning!
afterburner by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 10, 2008
left handed compliment
A criticism or insult disguised as a compliment.
A compliment with two meanings, one of which is unflattering to the receiver.
Also called backhanded compliment
A compliment with two meanings, one of which is unflattering to the receiver.
Also called backhanded compliment
Patti sees Britney wearing a sexy new dress. Patti, who really doesn't like Britney, says, "That dress is really sharp. It really makes you look so slim!" Left handed compliment: "You're fat, and that dress makes you look like you're trying to hide it."
"Boy, you're pretty hot... for a fat (or skinny) chick!" Left handed compliment: Self-explanatory
"Boy, you're pretty hot... for a fat (or skinny) chick!" Left handed compliment: Self-explanatory
left handed compliment by For Whom the Bell Trolls July 30, 2008
Drop anchor
To have a baby in another country in order to gain citizenship or residency benefits, hasten access to social or government assistance programs, or to facilitate chain migration.
Carlos and his very pregnant wife Maria had to hurry across the U.S. border so that Maria could drop anchor.
Try as they might, the Border Patrol wasn't able to get the pregnant illegal immigrant back to Mexico before she dropped anchor in their truck.
Try as they might, the Border Patrol wasn't able to get the pregnant illegal immigrant back to Mexico before she dropped anchor in their truck.
Drop anchor by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 6, 2007
Dogwalker
Also "dog walker". A homosexual male, usually (but not always) rather effeminate. So called because of the greater-than-average percentage of gay males in the pet-care and pet-grooming industry, and the fairly common practice among gays as well as straights of walking dogs at the park or other public place as a way of meeting people.
"Man, check out those two guys over there with the pink poodles. What a couple of dogwalkers!"
"That sissy works for my veterinarian. The job suits him perfectly-- he's a real dogwalker."
"That sissy works for my veterinarian. The job suits him perfectly-- he's a real dogwalker."
Dogwalker by For Whom the Bell Trolls October 23, 2007
fuck fruit
Brit and Josh hooked up for a few minutes of drunk sex, but she got knocked up and popped out a little fuck fruit 9 months later.
fuck fruit by For Whom the Bell Trolls October 1, 2007
golden larva
A baby or child, especially when the parent receives lots of additional benefits as the result of giving birth... such as extra benefits at work that are not available to those without children like childcare stipends, family-leave time, flex or comp time for family or school functions, etc. Golden-larva benefits for the unemployed include easier access to Medicaid, WIC, food stamps and other government or charity assistance and grants.
Childfree co-worker: "Hey, can you stay over for a few extra minutes tonight to help with cleanup?"
Breeder co-worker: "No, I have to leave early again to pick my baybee up from the sitter. Oh, and my sitter can't watch the baybee tomorrow so I won't be in. I'll need you to do the ordering for me, if you would."
Childfree: "Man, I'm doing a lot of extra work on account of you and that golden larva of yours..."
Breeder co-worker: "No, I have to leave early again to pick my baybee up from the sitter. Oh, and my sitter can't watch the baybee tomorrow so I won't be in. I'll need you to do the ordering for me, if you would."
Childfree: "Man, I'm doing a lot of extra work on account of you and that golden larva of yours..."
golden larva by For Whom The Bell Trolls August 5, 2007