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dual

A second account created by a message board user for the purpose of posting more or less anonymously, or to defeat a posting ban that has been placed on that user's primary account.

Also called a sock puppet
Message board poster: Why did you ban Numero Uno? Did he pwn your ass one to many times?

Message board admin: Suck it, dual
by For Whom the Bell Trolls May 24, 2009
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feather not dot

An American Indian or Native American, as opposed to a person from India.
Ms. Mantooth is an American Indian-- feather not dot
by For Whom the Bell Trolls May 27, 2009
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Fajita Flu

Another name for H1N1 flu, or swine flu. So called because of its alleged origins in Mexico.
Bill: Hey, aren't you going to the concert tonight?
Wayne: Na, man... I caught that damn Fajita Flu and I'm sick as hell.
Bill: Go get some Tamiflu. You'll feel better soon
Wayne: Na, man... they're only giving that to illegals on medicaid and their 9 anchor babies.
by For Whom the Bell Trolls October 10, 2009
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sea booger

A soft-bodied marine animal, usually a mollusk such as a snail, clam, oyster or mussel. So called because in their live or raw state they resemble a glob of mucus in appearance and/or texture.
Carrie: Care for an oyster, sweetie? They're supposed to be an aphrodisiac.

Josh: I'll pass-- no sea boogers for me!

Wayne, in restaurant: What is the soup of the day?
Waitress: Today's soup is New England clam chowder.
Wayne: Oh, ick-- sea booger soup. I just lost my appetite.
by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 20, 2009
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Deconomy

1. A depressed economy, whether at a personal or national level.
2. The cost-cutting measures taken by a person who is unemployed or underemployed, such as buying cheaper gas or eating at home instead of in restaurants, verb: deconomize
3. Being laid off or having one's income reduced, being 'deconomized', or the act of reducing a labor force through layoffs, plant closures and other draconic cost-cutting measures as a means of saving corporate money
Joe: Hey, how's your job search going?
Schmo: Terrible. No one's hiring in this deconomy

Joe: So how are you holding up financially?
Schmo: We've had to deconomize. We quit eating out and now I put cheap gas in my car. Man, it's been tough ever since XYZ deconomized its entire manufacturing division. Guess they wouldn't have been able to pay the huge CEO bonuses otherwise.
by For Whom the Bell Trolls August 18, 2010
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cigarette tree

Bill: Hey dude, I got some baby plants off that batch of seeds I ordered from Amsterdam-- think we could hide some crop in with your parents' tomatoes?

Wayne: DUUUUDE, No effin' way! My mom would crap a brick if she found a bunch of cigarette trees in her garden!
by For Whom the Bell Trolls April 23, 2009
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left handed compliment

A criticism or insult disguised as a compliment.

A compliment with two meanings, one of which is unflattering to the receiver.

Also called backhanded compliment
Patti sees Britney wearing a sexy new dress. Patti, who really doesn't like Britney, says, "That dress is really sharp. It really makes you look so slim!" Left handed compliment: "You're fat, and that dress makes you look like you're trying to hide it."

"Boy, you're pretty hot... for a fat (or skinny) chick!" Left handed compliment: Self-explanatory
by For Whom the Bell Trolls July 30, 2008
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