Definitions by Florence G

EEN 

Epic Eric Naps

I'm keen for EEN!

EEN by Florence G March 31, 2020

Foot Bricks 

Square-toe shoes. These shoes have been terrorizing menswear for years and are the worst style of footwear out there. Square-toe shoes are never, ever flattering to any man or any of his outfits. Literally any other shoe is better.

We all know a misguided guy who unabashedly rocks these leather foot bricks and stomps the sidewalk with fervor.

Foot Bricks by Florence G July 12, 2018

SDSSS 

Second Dinner Saturdays or Sundays Shenanigans

I go for SDSSSs because hotpot made by people that enjoy toxic chestnuts gives me food poisoning.

SDSSS by Florence G July 6, 2018

Tossy tossy turny turny 

When you wake up before your alarm goes off, somehow make your mattress protector into a big lump on one side, and you question your whole life as a result.

After my tossy tossy turny turny since 3 this morning, my brain reached 9pm and turned itself off

Tossy tossy turny turny by Florence G July 5, 2018