Definitions by Flight Team [mofo]

Riddle Vision 

Campus television channel broadcasted within Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University; Prescott, Arizona.

"Were you watching Riddle Vision last night?! They had a movie that had lots of boobies!"

Riddle Vision by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

University of North Dakota 

State school with a substandard flight program/team. For a super-standard flight program/team, see Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University.

"UND is going to get their asses beat down this year" - ERAU Flight Student

University of North Dakota by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

Riddle Runaround

The act in which employees and staff of Embry-Riddle Aeronautical Students give students a "Runaround". The runaround typically consists of having students refer to other departments for answers that no one has answers to or is unwilling to assist in.

"I keep getting the Riddle Runaround!"

Riddle Runaround by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

Pilot 

An underpaid, underappreciated, and overconfident individual who has the inability to spell and write proficiently. Any person (regardless of intelligence level) can be a pilot, as long as he/she possesses good memorization skills and good hand-eye coordination. Individual spends thousands of dollars on flight training and university costs to achieve the life of: airline bankruptcies and furloughs, pay reductions, the potential loss of their medical certificates leading to the loss of a job/financial income, significant debt, lack of employment, and consistent scrutiny from the media and comedy figures. Usually retires overweight and dies early. Also see: Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University and Riddle Vision.

"Hey baby, I'm a pilot... wanna make out?"

Pilot by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

Riddle Vision 

A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. This illness is more apparent in the Prescott, Arizona campus. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “Riddle Vision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Riddle Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10. This condition explains the reasoning why all Embry-Riddle male students are extremely horny and ERAU female students take full advantage of this by using extreme pimpette skills.

"Dude, I think Barbara Streisand is so freakin' hot. I have an extreme case of Riddle Vision."

Riddle Vision by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

Riddle Rat 

Individual who attends Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. Usually loaded/wealthy or is in a status of high educational debt.

"Hello fellow Riddle Rat!"

Riddle Rat by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

Tempe 

City located in Arizona in which the main campus of Arizona State University is located.

"Lets go to Tempe and pickup chicks fellow Riddle Rat."

Tempe by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004