Flatblok71's definitions

Honestly

Did you not read the colony policy? That defines you as company property? That waivers your say in autonomy?

You should honestly read the colony policy.

by Flatblok71 February 18, 2021

Killshot

How to disassemble a machine gun in under 5 minutes.

Killshot by Eminem was so fire, it made MGK quit rap and switch to R&B.

by Flatblok71 January 2, 2021

Dunder Mifflin

People person's paper people

Dunder Mifflin is a better paper company than Staples.

by Flatblok71 May 27, 2020

Harumi

An actual QUEEN. From LEGO Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu. Lots of people ship her with Lloyd, and it actually was a thing in the series, and she turned out to be the show’s best villain in a while.

Normie: Who’s your favorite Ninjago character?
Me: Harumi.
Normie: BUT SHES A VILLAIN
Me: that’s why I love her

by Flatblok71 October 19, 2020

Oof

The word you use when you take a huge L, especially in Roblox. It can mean anything, from forgetting the password of your Fortnite account, to getting roasted by a YouTuber who hates you (an example would be Deji vs Randolph), to death, like when you get pwned in Roblox. Very sad. Very embarassing.

Example #1:
George: Dang! What was my Fortnite password again?
Ted: Big oof!

Example #2:
Randolph: Remember that girl from Tinder? You wanted to go and link her, it turned out she was a guy
People watching his video: OOF!

Example #3:
Admin: /kill MegoNoob387
MegoNoob387: OOF

by Flatblok71 July 30, 2019

Take a Step Back

FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP YOU DONE FUCKED UP YOU DONE FUCKED UP YOU DONE FUCKED UP YOU DONE FUCKED UP

Take a Step Back is a great song by XXXTENTACION and Ski Mask the Slump God.

by Flatblok71 February 26, 2021

Ninjago

The best LEGO franchise in existence, with a successful 15-wave-long LEGO set line and an equally successful 13-season-long TV show. The stars of the show? A team of ninjas with Avatar-like powers. Kai can bend fire, Cole can control earth, Jay can summon lightning, Zane can create ice, Nya can harness water and Lloyd can use energy, the most powerful element in existence. Led by Master Wu, they face many threats such as Lloyd’s evil father (who is also Wu’s brother), skeletons, snake people, stone warriors, The Overlord, Nindroids, a power stealing maniac, ghosts, sky pirates, an evil genie, time travelers, Lloyd’s evil princess girlfriend, dragon hunters, Oni demons, fire snakes, ice warriors, a cursed video game and most recently, an evil sorcerer

Ninjago is the best!

by Flatblok71 October 19, 2020