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ok bieber

A modification of ok Boomer used to dismiss someone for being incomprehensible or just a stupid jackass.
"Like... showing ourselves on the Internet is a great way to inspire the Poors."

"Ok Bieber."

"5G is creating viruses."
"That's not how anything works."
"You should watch the YouTube videos, they'll explain in detail how-to"
"Ok Bieber."
by flashwildecard April 11, 2020
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pulled a rowling

"Sadie used to be popular, until she started sharing her shitty opinions. Now everyone hates her."

"Yeah, she really pulled a Rowling."
by flashwildecard September 21, 2020
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Sick Day

A day when you go to work sick because you can't afford not to or because no one else can cover for you.
Ugh, I feel like hell.

You should stay home.

Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.
by flashwildecard December 17, 2012
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Fifty First Century Guy

A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.

A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.

Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.
Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.

How flexible?

Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.

Meaning?

So Many species, so little time.

~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler

Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?

He's a Fifty First Century Guy.
by flashwildecard June 21, 2011
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internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.
I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.
by flashwildecard October 27, 2019
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