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ok bieber

A modification of ok Boomer used to dismiss someone for being incomprehensible or just a stupid jackass.
"Like... showing ourselves on the Internet is a great way to inspire the Poors."

"Ok Bieber."

"5G is creating viruses."
"That's not how anything works."
"You should watch the YouTube videos, they'll explain in detail how-to"
"Ok Bieber."
by flashwildecard April 11, 2020
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TS; CNR

Too Small; Could Not Read

Used to denote the incredibly tiny text that appears in screen captures of message boards or Twitter posts.
"This guy just sent me a copy of a conversation but it appears to have been through a shrink ray. TS; CNR"
by flashwildecard September 12, 2014
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rowlinged

To have your argument destroyed so completely that everyone who sees it is embarrassed for you.

Derived from Joanne (J.K.) Rowling's tendency to do this to trolls on Twitter.
1.
"Hey great presentation on bats...only-"
"What?"
"Bats aren't bugs."
"I just Rowlinged myself didn't I?"

2. Internet Person: "Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter. I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is gay because I can't see him that way.

J.K. Rowling: "Maybe because gay people look just like...people?"

Me: "Oh! Rowlinged!"
by flashwildecard April 1, 2016
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Micheal Cera

1. A Canadian actor who plays the exact same character over and over. Not a terrible actor, just lacking range.

2. Any actor with a limited range.

3. A male version of Jennifer Aniston.
Hmm so I can see Micheal Cera play the same character for the tenth time...not really.
by flashwildecard July 15, 2010
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Idiot Radiation

Emanating from exceptionally stupid people Idiot Radiation has the effect of slowly chipping away at a persons intelligence/sanity. Although mild exposure can leave the exposed feeling angry, bitter, and or homicidal for short to moderate periods of time prolonged exposure has been known to increase an individuals resistance, acting as a form of inoculation. (At least in the cases where prolonged exposure hasn’t resulted in violence.)

Idiot Radiation poisoning is common to individuals working in fields that require daily contact with the public.

Effective treatments include: Listening to music, deep breathing, and becoming a hermit. Although alcohol has been known to be an effective treatment, in sufficient quantities it can result in an individual becoming the source of Idiot Radiation and should therefore be considered only as a last resort.

Idiot Radiation tends to effect groups more severely contributing to the ‘mob mentality.’

The only known cure is the complete eradication of the human species.
by flashwildecard January 1, 2011
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