A good place to hide an illicit traffic cone. Therefore this is the most hated vehicle of little fat security guards who think they're the most important people in the world.
Why is Pork Scotch looking more miserable than usual?
He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.
He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.
by Flappy Dickwad May 07, 2009
Get the Maltby lorry mug.A place you don't want to wake up in. This means different things to different people. To a fat security guard its a street full of Maltby lorries or a world without barbecues.
Who's the miserable bastard wearing the silly hat?
Its Pork Scotch. He's miserable cos he woke up in a Badman Place. Maltby lorries everywhere.
Its Pork Scotch. He's miserable cos he woke up in a Badman Place. Maltby lorries everywhere.
by Flappy Dickwad May 07, 2009
Get the Badman Place mug.Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.
Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?
Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
by Flappy Dickwad May 07, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch sandals mug.The type of shit music played by fat old men at barbecues. The music is usually of South African origin and has a rhythm which the fat old man can't resist doing a gay dance to when he gets drunk on rum.
Monk: The barbecue's fine but why the shit music?
Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.
Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.
by flappy dickwad June 20, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch music mug.Boring, sensible black trousers with flaps over the back pockets. Worn by fat security guards who go out with men in drag, these trousers send people to sleep just by looking at them.
What the hell is fatboy wearing?
Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.
<snore>
Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.
<snore>
by Flappy Dickwad May 18, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch trousers mug.A retard who lives with Nogtard and dances to gay pop songs while Monk and Mick deliver Sargent's apple pies to Nogtard.
Oh no, we can't deliver Nogtard's pies.
Why not?
There's a spack dancer having a fit in the living room.
Why not?
There's a spack dancer having a fit in the living room.
by flappy dickwad July 25, 2009
Get the Spack Dancer mug.A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
by flappy dickwad May 06, 2009
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