Balljammer

A guy who gets around - a dude who's always busy fucking is a Balljammer.

When Theotis emerged from Valerie's dorm room, the fellas greeted him with a 'what's up Balljammer!!!'.

by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

squeezy cheezey

the bag of liquid fake cheese that middle school lunch lady slaves squeeze into a huge pot

squeezey cheezey in a sentence:

“let’s use the beloved squeezy cheezey to poison the innocent students with diarrhea”

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

assbanger

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003