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An isolated experimental wage slave camp in central Illinois. This camp is composed of at least 60-75% working poor who consistently vote conservative and against their own best interest, or don't vote at all. Most indigenous Peorians rarely travel outside the state, few leave the country. These individuals find comfort in franchise food and entertainment, where they give what little money they earn back to their corporate masters. Churches are filled on Sundays with those who control the masses, but mostly of those who have given up hope for any decent life in Peoria on some conscious or unconscious level. Culture consists of whatever higher powers have deemed appropriate for them to be exposed to. Old South-African apartheid results are in effect, however they are couched in real-estate, tax based politics.

In summary, a model town for conservatism and a shitty place to live.
The Supreme Court ended the labor camp experimental city of Peoria, IL today stating, "Life there was cruel and unusual punishment."
by Flank 601 May 31, 2014

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A cock sucking socio-path. Someone who is nice to others for only selfish reasons.
This motherfucker calls his own name out when he jerks-off.
What a Justin
by Flank 601 September 21, 2012

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