Definitions by Flama blanca

dick lasagna

the process of placing your penis and ejaculating between a menstruating woman's vaginal lips

yo i think ma bitch is on da rag, guess we gunna have to do a dick lasagna.

dick lasagna by Flama blanca November 29, 2010

manicotti mustache 

after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.

yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.

manicotti mustache by Flama blanca November 29, 2010

turd sex 

A desperate woman fornicating old try poop that was formed into a dildo.

Yo i bet you that hoe is so into turd sex, look at her play wit that dog poo.

turd sex by Flama blanca November 24, 2010

poon rocks 

the result of a disgusting untaken care of vagina that forms crusty's inside and dispenses them randomly on innocent dudes dicks.

While Joe and Maria were fornicating, joe realized there were sharp crusty things flying out of her vagina in and onto his penis.

He than decided to take the crusty's to a lab and found out he got a wild case of "poon rocks"

poon rocks by Flama blanca November 24, 2010

Spicy Cupcake 

the act of a female pouring Tabasco in her butthole, than pooping on a plate and eating the feces with semen on top.

While jerry was jerking off...

Pamela poured tabasco in her butthole than took a poop on a plate.

Afterward's Jerry cums on her feces,

Pamela proceeds to eat it.

that is a perfect spicy cupcake

Spicy Cupcake by Flama blanca November 21, 2010