5 hours 19 minutes

When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background

Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023

Macbook

Expensive laptop that can't even run games

I bought a MacBook to play games, but I'm stuck with candy crush

by FlabbyPancakeSause March 29, 2023

America

A mass of land where people get shot and killed on a daily basis and the murders are praised

America is a joke

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 24, 2023

Diugh

When you want to say the word dick but don't want to actually say it

Suck my diugh

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023

Crohns

One of the Most annoying medical conditions, you'll be in the bathroom a majority of the day and you can't cure it. But you can make it better with medicine and by not eating at all (because nearly all foods will trigger it)

I have crohns and I'm literally on the toilet writing this definition as we speak

by FlabbyPancakeSause March 29, 2023

Bean boozled

When you vomit over a mysterious candy.

I have been bean boozled

How repulsive

by FlabbyPancakeSause August 13, 2019

Parakeet egg

An egg that a parakeet lays duh

That parakeet egg tasted like shit

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023