swap

v. bastardization of "to swat". Origin: Southeastern United States, state of Tennessee in particular.

Hand me the flyswapper so I can swap that fly!

by fizzle April 01, 2004

all she wrote

adj. Complete, finished, over with. Not sure about the origin. Somebody fill that in for me.

Ben and J.Lo were going to live happily ever after, and then the media started calling them Bennifer and that was all she wrote.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

local yokel

n. Trucker-speak for a local city cop. Same as a city kitty. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, evel knievel.

I saw five local yokels today, behind on their quotas and watching me like a hawk.

Pretty soon, local yokels will be able to pull people over for not wearing a seat belt, instead of citing you for it after pulling you over for something else.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

with a quickness

adv. Quickly

I bet I could get that chick's digits with a quickness.

by fizzle April 13, 2004

pull all the stops

1. v. i. To go balls out, put forth a great effort.
2. v. i. To take a risk, go out on a limb.
Pipe organs have little plungers called stops which control the volume. When the stops are pushed all the way in, the sound is very quiet. When pulled all the way out, the sound is very loud.

She pulled all the stops and cooked me a delicious candlelit dinner. Then she pulled all the stops and asked me if I thought she looked fat in that dress.

by fizzle April 22, 2004

nohawk

n. a reverse mohawk. Resembles a fro with a strip shaved from forehead to nape of neck.

I made my fro a nohawk to match my girlfriend's mohawk, and now we can get close enough to kiss.

by fizzle October 04, 2004

damage

n. The total of a bill in a place of business, usually when the bill is large. Probably came from the situation where someone wrecks the place and offers to pay for any damage.

Patron: What's the damage?
Waiter: Three bills.

by fizzle April 10, 2004