Fizzle's definitions

dumps like a truck

A large booty. From dump truck: a vehicle with a large area for hauling things. It's just the woman-car metaphor with another twist. see junk in the trunk, badonkadonk

That girl got dumps like a truck, yo!

by fizzle March 24, 2004

number two

n. defecation

I gotta go do a number two.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

high cotton

n. An Al Franken t-shirt
n. There actually is a t-shirt company called "High Cotton" and I have the one that says "c:\dos. c:\dos\run. run\dos\run."

I'm wearing my high cotton today.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

main bitch

n. Not a wife, not a girlfriend, but very close to a main squeeze. Usually the favorite girl of several.

"Is that your wife, your girlfriend, or just your main bitch?"--Ludacris

by fizzle April 2, 2004

joint

n. A motion picture by Spike Lee

"Do the Right Thing" is a Spike Lee Joint.

by fizzle March 27, 2004

lobby

1. v. i. To pay politicians under the table to get them to be more agreeable to your employer's point of view, be it for or against something.
2. n. A particular group of people who engage in lobbying, e.g. the gun lobby. see also lobbyist.

I am a lobbyist who lobbies against the lobby lobby.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

leguminous dawn-raid

n. 1. when the IRS (bean counters; a legume is a bean) come to your house or place of business early in the morning for an audit.
2. SysOp slang. Overnight or over a weekend, company accountants (bean counters) write off equipment which you wanted to use and take it away. Accountants and Computer Operators are historically at odds with one another. see BOFH

It was a veritable leguminous dawn-raid!

by fizzle April 2, 2004